(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment cross-posted from IMAO)

I heard the terrorists are celebrating their Holy Month by blowing people up.

While I admit that sounds like fun, I can't help but think there's gotta be another way to have a good time.

So, being from Wisconsin, which - except for the Socialists in Milwaukee and the Commies in Madison - is mostly rural and sane, I think the terrorists should take a page from the Big Book of Country Charm and celebrate it more along the lines of a County Fair.

Because fairs are fun!
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"Hi! I'm Hamadan!"

Make sure there's plenty of parking for both cycles:

and cars:

Inside the gates, there'd be lots of arts and crafts, like:

Candle-making:

Glass-blowing:

and gardening:

And, of course, yummy food everywhere you look:

Chocolate:

Cupcakes:

And everyone's favorite: PEZ!

Plus there's plenty of fun activities for the whole family:

Carousel rides:

Costume contest:

Rodeo:

and hot air balloon rides.

So every terrorist should grab his best girl

and come on down to the Ramadan County Fair for FUN! FUN! FUN!

HAPPY RAMADAN!

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