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[(filthy, spotty, $10 bill)]

Signs you're in a bad strip club:

You give the dancer a brand new $10 bill, and when she pulls it out of her G-string after the song, it looks like this.

[Hat tip to Tammi of Tammi's World for finding this bill for me]

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[Acts 9:5 Acts 9:3]

"Kick against the pricks"?

Huh... I didn't know "Office Space" was based on the Bible...

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[2 Apr 2005, Hacienda, Vickiey just looks sooo... cute today]

Sure, it doesn't make much sense out of context, but if you'd heard that line while watching the April 2nd, 2005, episode of the Spanish-language version of "House", you'd be laughing your ass off.

[Hat tip to Richmond of One for the Road for finding this bill for me]

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[Izzy]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Bad Olympic Marketing Ideas Dollars". Coming soon: Barcelona's Crappy Paint Smear and London's Abstract Blowjob Logo.

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[847-366-1128 Tom Tay]

It's a phone-accessible GPS service. Sorta like TomTom, except they give you directions in a Tweety Bird voice, like, "I tawt I tode you to make a wight tuwn."

[Hat tip to Richmond of One for the Road for finding this bill for me]

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[Bonnie]

From "History of the Barrow Gang", page 27:

"...leaving Clyde to wonder how the cops had found their hideout so easily - little suspecting that Bonnie had been going around tipping big & signing autographs".

[Hat tip to Richmond of One for the Road for finding this bill for me]

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[(rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

...and used it to erase years of unsightly wrinkles from my face.

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[(Rubber stamp: Smiley Face)]

Eventually, even Viagra stopped working, and the Hardee's star lost his job.

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[(rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP for food, feed, and fiber)]

And basketball nets [see item #5].

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[I Poohdy give Louie this dollar for 1 nipple rub :-)]

Sure, gas prices are outrageous, but at least the cost of nipple-rubs is coming down.

[Hat tip to blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! for finding this one]

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