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[Thank you for being our customer, Phil]

The people who brought you Discover Card have started a chain of strip clubs that gives you one percent cash back on all g-string stuffings.

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[dollar bill dollar bill dollar bill]

IDG Publishing presents "Currency for Dummies"

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[Jesus Christ IS GOD]

In "Passion of the Christ II: Return of the Savior".

Coming soon to an Apocalypse near you.

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[(rubber stamp: GUN OWNER)]

How stupid do you have to be to steal one of these?

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[MAD]

Just put your thumb on Washington's face and it tells you how you're feeling. I LOVE these new "mood dollars"!

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[(rubber stamp: butterfly)]

If hippies ran the Treasury...

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[(Pink circle around the US Treasurer's signature)]

Marked for death by the Gay Mafia

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[To God you owe your life]

To the IRS you owe this dollar.

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[Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground]

First draft of Casey Kasem's inspirational catchphrase.

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