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[OVER 1,000 DIFFERENT PEOPLE TOUCHED THIS DOLLAR BILL EACH YEAR - EV]

So... it's kinda like spending Paris Hilton's panties, then...

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[For a HOT time, call Kati @ 262-593-2106]

For a HOTTER time, call Kati's mom @ 1-900-HOT-CHIX

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[If you get this dollar, you will have good luck 4 ever]

Offhand, I'm thinking Reuters would pay me a good chunk of money for this right now.

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[SCUBA STEVE SCUBA STEVE]

I don't know for sure how Steve got his nickname, but I'm guessing it was from putting his face in wet places where it's hard to breathe.

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[(fire-damaged bill)]

No, I didn't light a cigarette with it. The stripper whose g-string I tucked it into was just THAT FREAKIN' HOT!

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[(Rubber stamp: a guy bowling)]

Only slightly less exciting that watching it on TV.

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[(Rubber stamp: smiley face)]

Judging by the super-freaky, hyper-arched eyebrows, I'm guessing that's supposed to be Brandy.

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[Jamie Whitehead St. John School Encinitas CA]

I'm just trying to picture Jamie's grandfather's thought process when he got off the boat at Ellis Island and was told to pick a more American-sounding last name...

"Hmmm... Zit?... Cyst?... Pustule?... AH! I know!..."

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[IF YOU KEEP THIS BILL FOREVER IS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME [heart heart heart heart]. I [heart] YOU ALWAYS NOT METTER WHAT [heart heart heart] 1278 [heart heart heart] 1280 [heart heart heart heart]]

Turned out not to be so much "forever" as "travel time to the nearest liquor store".

(By the way, does ANYONE have any idea what the 1278 and 1280 might mean?]

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