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[(drawing on Washington's face)]

Ya wanna know the REAL reason I'll never vote for Al Sharpton? It's that I never, EVER want to take the chance of peeking into my wallet and seeing this.

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[REMEMBER - you suck!]

Although there's nothing inherently wrong with buying yourself a stupid hooker in order to save a little money, you still might want to take the precaution of reminding her not to take "blowjob" literally.

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[St. Lazerth - Anyone who Receives this bill will be Blessed with a Lot of Money if They Write this saying on 10 other Bills]

Next time try using St. Amway, the patron saint of marginally successful pyramid schemes.

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[who ever get this dollar will be bless]

Apparently, mastery of English grammar is not among the blessings one may expect to receive.

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[I Love Brandon! 12-18-02]

Brandon was quite the ladies' man in high school. Not only could he get the girls to put their declarations of love in writing, he was pretty good at getting their locker combinations, too.

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The answer to the ultimate question of Life, The Universe, and A Couple of Things.

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[Aaron - this is for finally cleaning your damned tool box 1/7/02 Highlander]

Aaron received a little gift from the "Tool Box Fairy", who is conceptually similar to the Tooth Fairy, except that he thinks he's an immortal Scottish swordsman.

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[The Lucky One!]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Obscure Silent Films Dollars". Coming soon: "Countess Bloggie", and "The Fable of the Girl Who Took Notes and Got Wise and Then Fell Down".

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[(coin from Finland featuring a bear)]

Embittered by his inability to rise above third place in the Ecosystem, Daily Kos vents his wrath on N.Z. Bear by encasing him in carbonite and having him flown to Jabba the Hut's headquarters in Finland.

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[KATHRINE IS A CUTIE!!]

Romantic: Writing a flattering note on a dollar bill.

Creepy: Using your own blood for ink.

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[(Rubber Stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

Washington's admission of his youthful indiscretion almost cost him the Presidency, until he explained, "... but I didn't harvest."

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