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[F*ck America!]

I see the UN finally got around to changing it's official motto from "A global association of governments facilitating co-operation in international law, international security, economic development, and social equity." to something a little more honest.

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[(Wonder Wash car wash token featuring Willy Wonder Wash and a French 1 Franc coin)]

"Excusez-moi, Mademoiselle... would you like to see Willy Wonder Wash's 'Wonder Willy'?"

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[(Arabic writing on pre-invasion Iraqi 50 Dinar note)]

Translation of Arabic at left: Please enter this bill at www.wheressaddam.com

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[Charlene Hunter]

"Charlene season!"

"Wabbit season!"

"Charlene season!"

"Wabbit season!"

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[21]

Depending on your favorite vice, this will make you either say "Blackjack!" or "Let me buy you a drink, sweetie".

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[HELP SOMEONE TODAY]

You know that thing they say about Fortune Cookie fortunes? It works with Graffiti Currency, too.

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[Hi]

From the book "Picking Up Chicks for Dummies", page 65:

"This one falls into the category of "cute" techniques. Although it's usually quite effective, it's important to keep in mind that the denomination of bill you use should be inversely proportional to the number of drinks your target has consumed."

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[(Rubber stamp - ghostlike figure)]

This dollar bill is NOT haunted by a ghost, it's merely non-corporeal manifestationally enhanced.

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[1-888-382-1222]

Sure, it looks like a toll-free number, but Dial-A-Slut actually charges $3.99 a minute, and those women at the other end of the line can't fake an orgasm to save their lives, so don't even bother calling this number...

... er... so I've been told...

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[Brians Lucky. if you get this dollar then his luck has ran out. So maybe it will bring good luck to you]

Or maybe - like Brian - you'll have bears beat you up and steal your toilet paper.

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