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[BILLS]

Fortunately for the movie-viewing public, the original "flock of killer ducks" angle was scrapped in favor of a great white shark and a toothier title.

[Thanks to Susie of Practical Penumbra for providing the picture]

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[Stranglehold '03]

...which marked the 25th in a series of Ted Nugent "Farewell" concert tours. Of course, by this time in his sagging career, he was being billed third under both "Puppet Show" and "Spinal Tap".

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[YO]

I give up... what DO you call a Duncan Butterfly that won't come back up into your hand?

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[William's check for a good week's work]

Being the county's "Road Kill Clean-up Guy" didn't pay a lot, but
William made up for it by selling discount toupees on the side.

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[SMOKE A DOOBIE]

Prohibited from touting their wares on TV, California's medical
marijuana dealers opted for a less conventional means of advertising.

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[All ill and injustice will return to its makers. Fill all voids with justice and wellness]

As a follow up to the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in its series of "New Age Psychobabble Dollars".

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[LO]

In order to assist an increasingly stupid population of public school graduates, the US Treasury began printing verbal descriptions of each denomination's relative value on all US currency.

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[Hot Licks]

As a follow up to their popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Happy Foreplay Dollars".

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[(Hamilton with funky facial hair)]

While somewhat historically accurate, "Gangs of New York" omits the facts that The Butcher survived the final showdown, changed his name, and was elected President. When asked about these gross factual inaccuracies, Scorsese responded, "You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this [f******] knife!" before wading into the crowd of reporters with a meat cleaver.

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[(brown stained $5 bill)]

Bill Gates' toilet paper

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[(Rubber stamp: LITTLE PEOPLE REVOLUTION)]

After Dorothy left Oz, the Munchkins stormed Emerald City, and Scarecrow's head wound up on a pike in front of the palace gate.

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