November 18, 2006

BECAUSE YOUR EGO NEEDS CRUSHING

You may have heard the term "A-list blogger" before. It's the tag granted to that uber-cool clique of "been-there-done-that-buy-my-T-shirt" bloggers whose names are ubiquitous and who sit around talking with their uppity friends about how wonderful they all are.

Not that I'm jealous or anything.

But if you've ever wanted to find out just how inadequately you stack up against the rest of the blogosphere, well, now you can:

The Blogebrity Widget (aka the Total Perspective Vortex)

Just plug in your URL and find out how devastatingly unimportant you truly are.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go out and kill a grizzly with my bare hands to try to reclaim my manhood.

Posted by: Harvey at 10:30 AM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 Actually, I wasn't in the lowest, so I was kinda surprised. Changing site names and hosts KILLED my traffic. But I'm ok with that - the folks that do read me are folks I've really enjoyed getting to know over time.

Posted by: Tammi at November 18, 2006 11:34 AM (3UQTn)

2 B list. Actually much better than I thought... I was waiting for negative letters.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 18, 2006 11:40 AM (Hn1Gg)

3 C-List, but then so what. I do it because, well, I don't know why I do it. Something to do with a Freudian Complex having to do with my sister.

Posted by: Tink at November 18, 2006 01:06 PM (11q5z)

4 Ouch! I didn't think there was a Q-list. "We question why you even own a computer or pay for internet access..." On the other hand, if you make a mistake and just type in "www" as your blog's address, INSTANT A-LIST!!!! (Actual results may vary.)

Posted by: GEBIV at November 18, 2006 07:05 PM (6Mk34)

5 C-list. No surprise.

Posted by: Bou at November 18, 2006 10:08 PM (iHxT3)

6 Harvey, Thanks for keeping us all in check... damn list

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 18, 2006 10:58 PM (0PZmy)

7 B-list... I'm happy to make the B-list. It's better then not ranking at all.

Posted by: Contagion at November 19, 2006 08:50 AM (MsT2U)

8 Used to bother me. Doesn't anymore. Especially because when I convert to Wordpress (in the works as we speak) my permalinks will be broken and my ranking will tank. As long as I salvage my content, I don't care.

Posted by: Graumagus at November 19, 2006 09:50 AM (8P21O)

9 Amazingly I made B-list too. It certainly helps to have a king-sized sidebar and numerous blogrolls.

Posted by: Temujin at November 19, 2006 01:51 PM (kLowS)

10 I typed in IMAO and it's an A-list blog. Does that make me one of the posse? The fame is not mine. It's like I'm Kato Kalen is or something.

Posted by: RightWingDuck at November 19, 2006 02:13 PM (i9zYT)

11 Oh good grief... Why would I ever even want to look?!?!?! Must resist the urge to look......

Posted by: Richmond at November 19, 2006 05:58 PM (e8QFP)

12 Hrmm...maybe I need to shave or something With 89 links in the last 180 days, Technorati places http://www.techography.com in the middle authority group. That makes you a C-List Blogger!

Posted by: BloodSpite at November 19, 2006 09:31 PM (ZTGJT)

13 I got B-list and am pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: oddybobo at November 20, 2006 10:09 AM (mZfwW)

14 Oh yeah, that's broken. It showed me as an A-list. And I don't have any friends, much less uppity ones...

Posted by: Ogre at November 20, 2006 10:57 AM (oifEm)

15 Ogre - you probably ate the damn fairy cake, too! (see the Vortex link for reference, if necessary)

Posted by: Harvey at November 21, 2006 07:04 AM (L7a63)

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