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Just wanted to show off some of my presents.

First, those who gave me exactly what I wanted:

Richmond of One for the Road who actually brought me a voluminous set of boobs covered in frosting, which I enjoyed nibbling on. It's the GOOD frosting too. The kind with so much sugar it makes your head buzz. I *love* that stuff.

Lynn of Violins & Starships who gave me something artistic AND indecent.

Pam of Pamibe whose motto is apparently "go big or go home".

Bloggranddaughter Ktreva of The Reality Ranch found a picture of that bra I designed.

Bloggranddaughter Mrs. Who of House of Zathras does a little 80's retro.

Blogstump Contagion of Miasmatic Review offers flashing footballs and a football fan.

Bloggranddaughter VW bug of One Happy Dog Speaks went dress shopping.

Bloggreatgranddaughter Tink of Tink's Tribulations combines Polish women, water, and a glass shower stall. Now THAT'S a recipe for fun [Hat tip to Pan].

Speaking of showers, Leslie of Leslie's Omnibus has a faucet upgrade.

Rachel of Pereiraville shows off some body paint. Hope it's edible.
Oh, and a cheery little birthday ditty, too.

Blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities has a picture that makes me wonder how to spell that sound I make when I shove my face between a pair of boobs and shake my head back and forth rapidly.

Blogdaughter Machelle of Quality Weenie has a shot of a woman who may shop for shoes, but never gets to enjoy them afterwards.

Blogdaughter Oddybobo has a shot of the woman who did more in the 90's to revive leather fetishism than any other human being.

Bloggreatgrandson Spurs of Pull My Finger apparently thinks I smell bad, because he left me some cologne.

Blogdaughter Michele of Letters From New York City offers boobs for a cause.

Roses of ACK! THBBBT! has a couple... um... what was I talking about?

Blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! was too shy to post an interesting video on the virtues of Nissan's vehicle construction. Fortunately, shyness is not one of my vices.

Sandor (formerly of The Zoo and creator of the Blogosphere Political Compass Project) bought me a Great Scotch (per the Amazon donation list) and asked me to spend it on beer. Guess that means I should buy Guinness with it.

Blogdaughter/niece Sarah of That's Not Very Nice! is a little "fuzzy" on the concept of how to properly fill a bra.

Susie of Practial Penumbra - who I understand a lot better, now that I'm working 12-hour days.

Frank J of IMAO who - in a very un-Stan-Lee-like moment, revealed my secret identity.

My co-worker Yvonne - who doesn't know about this blog - had the bad timing to ask me when my birthday was on Thursday. It was a direct question, so I couldn't lie. Anyway, she bought me this Homer Simpson birthday balloon, even though she's only known me for about 2 weeks:

Blogdaughter Skippy of Boudicca's Voice.

The apparently blogless Temujin.

Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World who was boob-blocked by her work computer.

The apparently blogless Fast Eddie - same story.

Blogson Peter of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack, who foolishly assumed that boobs have an expiration date.

Phelps of The Everlasting Phelps mocked my age, but I think he's just bitter because I told him to get off my lawn.

Blogson That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom, who somehow thought that Faith No More had something to do with breasts.

Jerry of Back Home Again.

Supergurl

_Jon of We Swear:

"ass"

KT Cat of The Scratching Post:

"On this day, we celebrate wildly for without your birth our lives would be as cold, dead ashes in a gutter filled with rotting leaves and some other gunky stuff that has worms swimming in it if you look at it under a microscope.

With you, there's not so many of those wormy doodads."

And finally finally, this cartoon has nothing to do with my birthday, but it kinda describes what it was like putting this post together.

Just wanted to thank everyone who participated. This is what makes getting older worth it.

NOTE: If I missed your contribution or there's a typo or screwed up permalink, just give a holler in the comments.

UPDATE 1:15 PM - Blogson Mike the Marine of From the Halls to the Shores threw a Guinness & ran away.

UPDATE 9 PM - T1G tries again, does better.

UPDATE 9-16-07 - Joan of Primordial Slack offers the firmest boobs I've ever seen.

Posted by: Harvey at 11:10 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 I did mention that I wouldn't play along, but I would wish you a happy birthday... and that FNM song does do that. By the way... I think I found one of your kinfolk.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 15, 2007 07:52 PM (AwUi+)

2 Actually, my OTHER birthday wish for you? Is that the balloon your co-worker gave you "sings" and that it lasts at LEAST as long as that one you brought to OgFest.... I'm just sayin'..... :-)

Posted by: Tammi at September 15, 2007 09:25 PM (dnmhS)

3 Looks like your birthday was an absolute blast!! I'm so glad you had fun with all of your boobage.

Posted by: Richmond at September 16, 2007 11:55 AM (3Lz+V)

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