Funny how you get from here to there sometimes.

Blogless Brother Tom was over visiting, and - being the computer geeks we both are - random chatter was accompanied by random web surfing. That's our equivalent to having a radio on in the background. Well, our radio-equivalent was YouTube, which just happened to feature the words:

"Ooh Girl!" - An Honest R&B Song

over this highly amusing video (which is not appropriate for innocent youth, who probably wouldn't get it anyway):

Checking out related videos by the same artists made me realize that Runawaybox is the future of YouTube sketch comedy. Bookmark them.

Still this realization came with a price.

You see, one of their videos is "The Marty Show - 2 Girls 1 Cup", which is a video of this guy watching a popular internet video that I'd never heard of called "2 Girls 1 Cup". And as soon as Marty started watching, I paused the Marty Show & told Tom words to the effect of "We need to watch this video so we get the joke."

It didn't take much Googling to find the basic description - some weird Brazilian fetishist made a video featuring two lesbians thoroughly enjoying a cup of poo, followed by cheerful exchanges of vomit.

I thought it odd that I'd never heard of this video, because there's apparently a strong cottage industry at YouTube of filming people's reactions to viewing this video.

Naturally we set about to see this festival of wrong for ourselves.

Turned out to be quite a challenge to find.

Most of the popular Google links were to what I'll refer to as "sucker pages", where they talk about the video just so that you'll visit their sites and click their ads. Any video links tend to be mere reaction videos, and completely unhelpful to our quest.

I did, however, find a couple useful links:

CAUTION: Before clicking these links, please understand that you will be viewing girls eating poo and vomit. Which doesn't sound bad when you say it like that, but the reality is... well, let me put it this way - the three most callous, jaded men I know (Graumagus, Contagion, and That 1 Guy), would react to this video by wincing and saying "Damn... that's fucked up". If you know these men, then you know what it would take for them to pass such a judgment. Normal human beings will react with horror, disgust, and possibly regurgitation. Normal human beings should not watch this video. If you DO decide to watch this, do so with the knowledge that you can't UNwatch it, and it WILL leave scars.

The one at this forum features the video, but you have to scroll down to see it. The bad news is that it starts automatically, so scroll down fast so you don't miss any pooey goodness.

Over here are some links where you can download the video in FLV format. FLV players can be found via CNET.

Now the reason I'm posting this isn't so that you'll watch the video, or any of the reaction videos (except maybe the Kermit the Frog one), but rather because nothing pisses me off more than having to wade through a bunch of deceptive Google-whoring liars with fake links and duplicitous content to find what I'm looking for. Hopefully this post will keep someone else from having the same problem.

Posted by: Harvey at 10:34 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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