Going to visit TNT's Great Aunt Jean for about a week. I expect to resume normal blogging on the 30th, although there may be sporadic posting in the meantime. Hard to say.
In any event, since I really want to get all 365 of the new love notes posted this year, I will back-date and post the BE Daily Love Notes when I get back, if nothing else.
Meanwhile, I've instructed horse-dog Jake to keep his peepers peeled for trouble-making comment-carousers, so be on your best behavior.
I *know* I can trust you.
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Yep... you can trust us... (brings in barrel of Jack Daniels and 500 gallons of chocolate pudding)
Posted by: Contagion at January 23, 2007 05:55 PM (MsT2U)
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Of course you can trust us! Why would you think otherwise?
*cues up "White and Nerdy" on stereo*
Posted by: ktreva at January 23, 2007 09:31 PM (MsT2U)
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i see 40 cases of Cuervo, 50 cases of Laphroaig, 7500 cans of Reddi Whip and 200,000 quarts of buttercotch pudding.
We'll take care of the place, Harvey!
~what could possibly go wrong~
:-D
Posted by: tommy at January 23, 2007 09:39 PM (7Dntd)
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*calling Firemen*
We need some hunk-a-hunks of burning love.
Posted by: Quality Weenie at January 24, 2007 07:53 AM (BksWB)
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Good call QW. :-)
Anybody have ideas what I can do with all of these leftover fireworks from last Fourth of July? It's too cold to light them outside...
Posted by: Richmond at January 24, 2007 12:51 PM (e8QFP)
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So that's where I left my last pair of glasses....
Oh hell Richmond, we can set 'em off here in the garage. No problem at all. Actually we can sit in the kitchen, aim through the door.....oh shit. Extinguisher anyone???
Posted by: Tammi at January 24, 2007 01:21 PM (Bitcf)
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*rolling eyes*
Tammi, that is what the Firemen are for.
*calling fireman*
Posted by: Quality Weenie at January 24, 2007 03:10 PM (BksWB)
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I know Harvey has the slip-n-slide AND the chocolate sauce around here somewhere...
Posted by: Teresa at January 24, 2007 09:32 PM (gsbs5)
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No one use the bathroom for a while. I just poured a box of lemon Jello in the toilet, and it needs to set.
Posted by: Roses at January 24, 2007 09:56 PM (bO70l)
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Does anyone know why Jake just ran to the bathroom?
Posted by: Ogre at January 25, 2007 08:16 AM (oifEm)
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Why does Jake want Whipped Cream sprayed into the toliet?
Posted by: Quality Weenie at January 25, 2007 08:32 AM (BksWB)
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What is with the freaky comment spam? We need to have the cops come in and remove said spammer.
*ahem* preferably without pants . . . I'm just saying. I like em out of uniform too! *snicker*
Posted by: Oddybobo at January 25, 2007 04:54 PM (mZfwW)
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I scored 3 cases of Reddi Whip! Now Jake should be happy...
But what do we do with the leftovers??
Oh look! Hoses!
:
lops down next to Tammi to shoot off more fireworks::
Posted by: Richmond at January 25, 2007 05:13 PM (e8QFP)
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I scored 3 cases of Reddi Whip! Now Jake should be happy...
But what do we do with the leftovers??
Oh look! Hoses!
:
lops down next to Tammi to shoot off more fireworks::
Posted by: Richmond at January 25, 2007 05:16 PM (e8QFP)
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Okay, I'm on my way. I've slipped 'cross the border to the Fabled Tequila Mines Of Cuervo and filled the trailor with bottles. Will three limes be enough? I've a thousand rounds of .45 and a couple hundred of 12 gauge, all black powder for the BOOM and smoke.
Damn! I sat on a bottle of choc'lit syrup. Ah, nobody will notice if I take my pants off and wear these chaps.
Posted by: Peter at January 26, 2007 02:36 AM (YadGF)
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Harvey, Harvey, Harvey. So trusting.
So foolish. Mheh.
I've just tapped the keg of Samichlaus ale. Trust me: nothing goes better with Cuervo than the strongest beer in the world. And chocolate sauce. Lots and lots of chocolate sauce.
Posted by: physics geek at January 26, 2007 09:16 AM (KqeHJ)
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Drat! Aready a problem. I stopped in Oklahoma City to gas up and see if Rave wanted to come to the comment party. That is when I noticed an awful breeze. And her husband shot at me.
Lesson learned? Never wear chaps without pants and underwear. Well, at least not around folks who don't know me VERY well.
I'm gonna be a little late. I have to hide until the Perv Police quit looking.
Posted by: Peter at January 26, 2007 11:25 AM (0Co69)
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I think Ogre needs to bring those Marines he was within 31 inches of ...
Posted by: Quality Weenie at January 26, 2007 11:36 AM (BksWB)
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Peter... when you get here, try the slip-n-slide... I bet you'll go really fast without those pants to hinder you.
Who's got the fireworks?
Posted by: Teresa at January 26, 2007 04:49 PM (gsbs5)
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Phew, out of Oklahoma, halfway through Kansas.
Note to self: when hiding from the Pervy Police always make sure all the choc'lit syrup is off in case there is an anthill nearby.
Oh well, I snuck through a backyard and stole some pants off a clothesline. They're way too big but I can use my gunbelt suspenders on my pants belt.
Here I come, scratchin'and drivin'.
Posted by: Peter at January 26, 2007 08:09 PM (YadGF)
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Please! Less scratchin', more driving!
Posted by: Roses at January 26, 2007 09:37 PM (bO70l)
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It's nice that you have firemen, but the Sexy female librarian and Naughty female night nurse are on the way to help spread the pudding around.
Posted by: Contagion at January 27, 2007 12:19 PM (MsT2U)
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Um, who locked this closet? Quality Weenie is in there with two firemen! Someone quick! I'm hearing funny noises!
Posted by: oddybobo at January 28, 2007 08:56 PM (wWhFC)
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Right behind you, Oddy - Teresa, Tammi and I can blast the door open! These fireworks sure come in handy...
But who's knocking on the front door?? Did somebody call the boys in blue?
Posted by: Richmond at January 29, 2007 11:53 AM (e8QFP)
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Hey, who invited JessicaHolin?
Good timing, sista!
Posted by: Roses at January 29, 2007 08:46 PM (bO70l)
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lol
come out of my coma for a visit and the man's on vacation!
( back to drooling aimlessly )
Posted by: gamongrel at January 29, 2007 10:02 PM (G3jkI)
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Hey... guys (and gals)... Harv just called. He's gonna be here in 10.
Posted by: Justin at January 30, 2007 03:07 AM (Bn1yT)
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:::sound of cartoon bongo feet as loose papers fly off flat surfaces when everyone skee-daddles:::
Posted by: ??? at January 30, 2007 10:02 PM (bO70l)
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Damn, where did everybody go? It's just me and JessicaHolin left...
I
hate it when I'm late to a good party! Does this mean I have to help clean up?
Oh. My. God. There's
solidified pee and melted whipped-cream in the commode... And I sure damned hope that's
chocolate syrup on the wall and...
skid-marks on the carpet?!
Posted by: Bitterroot at January 31, 2007 01:13 PM (9FXen)
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