April 30, 2007
To begin with, it has no brakes, or at least no visible brakes, or possibly just a front brake. That means you canÂ’t ride this bike very well on your first try, and certainly not very gracefully, easily or safely.The rear cog is bolted directly to the hub, so that whenever the vehicle is in motion, the pedals go around, making coasting impossible. This bike doesnÂ’t have a shift lever or extra sprockets, and the chain is shorter and wider than on traditional bikes.
There are no fenders, and the rear wheels are probably bolted onto the frame to deter theft. You slow down by reversing the pedals, or skidding, or doing a skip stop.
You retarded pretentious assholes.
This bike you're so turning-giddy-cartwheel happy about is the same piece of crap I had when I was a kid because my folks couldn't afford to get me a DECENT bike, so I got a 1950's hand-me-down with no gears, no handbrakes, and gay-looking handlebars that stuck straight out to the side.
Oh! How I longed for a 10-speed, with dual handbrakes, ram horns, and the ability to COAST without having to take my damn feet off the pedals.
You addle-brained, dog-humping, ungrateful luddites make me want to projectile vomit. I'll bet you traded in your 2Ghz Macs for f`cking Etch-A-Sketches, too.
I hope you and your hip-n-trendy back tattoos get run over because you couldn't pedal that clunky-ass inertia-monster fast enough to get out of the way of cross-traffic.
Suck-skulled neo-hippie morons.
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