June 26, 2007

JOHN EDWARDS FABULOUS FACTS

(a weekly round-up of the daily posts from IMAO)

* If John Edwards went to prison, even Fred Thompson wouldn't be powerful enough to quell the riots over who would get to be his bunkmate.

* When John Edwards's copy of Windows crashes, it displays a "Blue Screen of Hurt Feelings".

* Make up was invented in order to give women a fighting chance to defeat John Edwards in a beauty pageant.

* A recent survey of bunnies show that most of them own a pair of John Edwards slippers.

* If you play the song "I Feel Pretty" backwards and listen carefully, you can hear the sound of John Edwards preening.

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1 Is the Breck Girl still running? I had no idea!

Posted by: Richmond at June 26, 2007 06:47 AM (e8QFP)

2 * A recent survey of bunnies show that most of them own a pair of John Edwards slippers. BAH-ha-ha-ha! Now THAT's funny!

Posted by: Roses at June 26, 2007 07:48 AM (6KPV+)

3 Nice site. Thank you:-)

Posted by: comune di at July 26, 2007 08:40 PM (eIIXv)

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