September 18, 2007
One important fact overlooked by Obama's persistent nattering about how we never should've gone into Iraq.
Uday and Qusay are dead.
Saddam may or may not ever started dealing wholesale with terrorists, but you can bet his boys - in their effort to outshine their father's brutal and stupid legacy - would've ramped up the anti-American rhetoric and followed it with action, whether covert or overt.
The war was worth it, if for no other reason than removing the region from the shadow of an insufferable Hussein dynasty.
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Maybe it's just a trick of the light, but I swear you look younger and lovelier now than when we first met.
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[IF YOU SAVE THIS DOLLAR AND PUT THIS MESSAGE ON 10 1 dollar bills YOU WILL BE BLESSED W/MORE $]
Yeah, and if you put this dollar in a stripper's g-string, you'll get boobies in your face.
A *much* better investment.
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1) To have me, everyone has to come together
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September 17, 2007
10) Low energy, bad lip-synching, and looks flabby in a two-piece.
9) Kept interrupting speech to hand out new contracts to Halliburton
Secretly replaced Ted Kennedy's gin with water, leading to an unsightly episode of DT's.
7) Repeatedly dropped second and third syllables of Bushitler.
6) Didn't demonstrate bipartisan objectivity by surrendering microphone to Code Pink protesters.
5) Forgot to acknowledge Democrats' hard work in supporting the troops.
4) Wore medals on chest instead of throwing them over a fence.
3) Tested microphone by saying "I have a plan for Iraq" in mocking, high-pitched John Kerry voice.
2) Careless omission of the words, "failure", "quagmire", and "Vietnam".
And the #1 Democratic complaint about Petraeus's Iraq report (see extended entry):
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)In my darker moments I feel as though my hopes and dreams have been scattered to the four winds. Fortunately, you're always there to help me gather them back together.
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[(George Washington missing face)]
Face/Off 2: Dead Presidents - John Travolta returns as Sean Archer, who must disguise himself as a dollar bill to infiltrate a counterfeiting ring in this woefully underbudgeted sequel.
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1) Using me helps you stick it out a little longer
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September 16, 2007
On this 6th anniversary of 9/11, a thought for terrorists:
We're not terrorized.
We're laughing at you.
Reader submissions:
From Tom in Knoxvegas:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
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Sunsets used to make me sad - the dying of the day. Now I enjoy them since it means the start of another night with you.
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[1st customer 7-20-00 Porter County Fair]
Why didn't the 2nd customer get his bill marked?
Carnies can't count that high.
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1) My tip has a hole in it
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September 15, 2007
I oblige thusly:
Tom Lehrer singing about "Silent e"
Morgan Freeman's Easy Reader
Spiderman!
Poison:
Spaghetti With a Spoon:
The Menu Song:
And my personal favorite - Tom Lehrer singing about "ly"
Happy Birthday, Roses.
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Just wanted to show off some of my presents.
First, those who gave me exactly what I wanted:
Richmond of One for the Road who actually brought me a voluminous set of boobs covered in frosting, which I enjoyed nibbling on. It's the GOOD frosting too. The kind with so much sugar it makes your head buzz. I *love* that stuff.
Lynn of Violins & Starships who gave me something artistic AND indecent.
Pam of Pamibe whose motto is apparently "go big or go home".
Bloggranddaughter Ktreva of The Reality Ranch found a picture of that bra I designed.
Bloggranddaughter Mrs. Who of House of Zathras does a little 80's retro.
Blogstump Contagion of Miasmatic Review offers flashing footballs and a football fan.
Bloggranddaughter VW bug of One Happy Dog Speaks went dress shopping.
Bloggreatgranddaughter Tink of Tink's Tribulations combines Polish women, water, and a glass shower stall. Now THAT'S a recipe for fun [Hat tip to Pan].
Speaking of showers, Leslie of Leslie's Omnibus has a faucet upgrade.
Rachel of Pereiraville shows off some body paint. Hope it's edible.
Oh, and a cheery little birthday ditty, too.
Blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities has a picture that makes me wonder how to spell that sound I make when I shove my face between a pair of boobs and shake my head back and forth rapidly.
Blogdaughter Machelle of Quality Weenie has a shot of a woman who may shop for shoes, but never gets to enjoy them afterwards.
Blogdaughter Oddybobo has a shot of the woman who did more in the 90's to revive leather fetishism than any other human being.
Bloggreatgrandson Spurs of Pull My Finger apparently thinks I smell bad, because he left me some cologne.
Blogdaughter Michele of Letters From New York City offers boobs for a cause.
Roses of ACK! THBBBT! has a couple... um... what was I talking about?
Blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! was too shy to post an interesting video on the virtues of Nissan's vehicle construction. Fortunately, shyness is not one of my vices.
And here are the well-wishers, in the sense that they didn't wish me any specific harm:
Sandor (formerly of The Zoo and creator of the Blogosphere Political Compass Project) bought me a Great Scotch (per the Amazon donation list) and asked me to spend it on beer. Guess that means I should buy Guinness with it.
Blogdaughter/niece Sarah of That's Not Very Nice! is a little "fuzzy" on the concept of how to properly fill a bra.
Susie of Practial Penumbra - who I understand a lot better, now that I'm working 12-hour days.
Frank J of IMAO who - in a very un-Stan-Lee-like moment, revealed my secret identity.
My co-worker Yvonne - who doesn't know about this blog - had the bad timing to ask me when my birthday was on Thursday. It was a direct question, so I couldn't lie. Anyway, she bought me this Homer Simpson birthday balloon, even though she's only known me for about 2 weeks:
Blogdaughter Skippy of Boudicca's Voice.
The apparently blogless Temujin.
Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World who was boob-blocked by her work computer.
The apparently blogless Fast Eddie - same story.
Blogson Peter of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack, who foolishly assumed that boobs have an expiration date.
Phelps of The Everlasting Phelps mocked my age, but I think he's just bitter because I told him to get off my lawn.
Blogson That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom, who somehow thought that Faith No More had something to do with breasts.
Jerry of Back Home Again.
Finally, my two favorite comments from the many left on my IMAO birthday post:
_Jon of We Swear:
"ass"
KT Cat of The Scratching Post:
"On this day, we celebrate wildly for without your birth our lives would be as cold, dead ashes in a gutter filled with rotting leaves and some other gunky stuff that has worms swimming in it if you look at it under a microscope.With you, there's not so many of those wormy doodads."
And finally finally, this cartoon has nothing to do with my birthday, but it kinda describes what it was like putting this post together.
Just wanted to thank everyone who participated. This is what makes getting older worth it.
NOTE: If I missed your contribution or there's a typo or screwed up permalink, just give a holler in the comments.
UPDATE 1:15 PM - Blogson Mike the Marine of From the Halls to the Shores threw a Guinness & ran away.
UPDATE 9 PM - T1G tries again, does better.
UPDATE 9-16-07 - Joan of Primordial Slack offers the firmest boobs I've ever seen.
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I'm so glad you had fun with all of your boobage.
George W. Bush is a lucky man.
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What's your secret? How DO you cram all that lovely into such a slender yet curvaceous package?
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1) You're not done with me until you're chewing on the bone
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September 14, 2007
[Hat tip #1: blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities]
[Hat tip #2: Erica's Blog]
Leave appropriate gifts in the comments.
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True love is not for the timid. Fortunately, you are as courageous as you are beautiful.
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