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Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

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Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World posted the handiest links ever for infrequent fliers who are lost in a sea of confusion regarding the latest airline rules on what is and isn't allowed.

The Transportation Security Administration home page.

And the ever-changing list of what you can and can't bring.

You might want to bookmark these.

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How well we go together! What you fuss over as your flaws are, to me, the charming quirks that make you uniquely adorable.

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As a follow-up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the "Smiley", the first in the new series of "Emoticon Dollars". Coming soon:

"Steaming Mad" ~:-(

and

"Propeller Beanie" %(|:-)

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues) more...

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There was nothing good on TV last night, so Beloved Wife TNT & I popped The Cat in the Hat into the DVD player (live action version, with Mike Myers).

I vaguely remember the book. Something about 2 kids home alone on a rainy day, a cat who makes a mess and then cleans it up, and a fish that does a lot of complaining.

It made, as I recall, a nice 30-minute cartoon.

But the mess I saw last night contained about 60 minutes of unrelated padding, lots of gratuitous toilet humor, VERY little Suessian rhyming, a tacked-on story line, and some inexplicable plot elements (what WAS up with that guy with the clean-hands fetish?).

Dr. Suess was not my favorite children's author, but I *do* have a lot of respect for the man's work.

Unlike the people who made this movie.

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Compared to the joy of loving you, experiencing mere ecstasy would be anticlimactic.

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[LXIII]

Add another "VI" and this would be my favorite dollar.

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues) more...

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1 A runt are you... heh

Posted by: Teresa at January 17, 2007 11:47 AM (gsbs5)

2 Dang - Teresa beat me to it...

Posted by: Richmond at January 17, 2007 12:33 PM (e8QFP)

3 I remember a bad one from grade school A word that starts with F and ends with UCK. FIRETRUCK

Posted by: mickey at January 17, 2007 03:15 PM (msbl1)

4 I seem to remember something about a comparison between an all-midget chess club and a women's track team... Nevermind.

Posted by: Bitterroot at January 18, 2007 01:02 AM (O22fs)

5 Bitterroot - a cunning comment :-) Answer: RUNT

Posted by: Harvey at January 18, 2007 10:21 AM (L7a63)

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Bloggreatgranddaughter Tink of Tink's Tribulations needs some scrapbooking help:

I need songs, specificially songs that begin with N, P, Q, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Z; where either a verse or the chorus would be appropriate for a young girl.

I personally don't know a lot of music appropriate for children. Those of you with more class, please feel free to chime in.

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Via Blogson Contagion of Miasmatic Review, an annoyingly addictive time waster:

Build some towers, shoot some monsters, try to make it through all 38 levels with a better score than 5925.

Only took me 5 tries to make it all the way through.

Helpful hints in the extended entry... more...

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Human beings, it is said, are but miniscule motes of dust in the vastness of the universe. Your love, however, makes me feel as bright and spectacular as a galaxy of supernovas.

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[(Rubber stamp: IBM STOLE MY PENSION)]

This is obviously just a transparent attempt by Dick Cheney to distract
the public from the oil-thieving war-mongery of Halliburton!

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(update: typo in first clue fixed)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues) more...

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I don't know any Italian except for "pizza" and "amore", but I think that'll get us through tonight.

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[Snoop]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury introduced the first in its new series of "Crappy Rapper Dollars". Coming soon: "P. Diddy" and "Vanilla Ice"

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
more...

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1 You shouldn't readily admit to such things. Just kidding of course. Here's my guess. A flag???

Posted by: Dawn at January 15, 2007 02:27 PM (ZJsIz)

2 A closet!?!?

Posted by: Richmond at January 15, 2007 02:34 PM (e8QFP)

3 is it a pencil pouch?

Posted by: at January 15, 2007 09:09 PM (/1tsC)

4 CLOSET

Posted by: Harvey at January 16, 2007 06:14 AM (L7a63)

5 Yay me!

Posted by: Richmond at January 16, 2007 08:25 AM (e8QFP)

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Your body is a candy-store of sensual delights, and - kid that I am - I'm determined to sample them all.

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[Jim Allen]

From E! True Hollywood Stories:

"Though normally a very family-oriented individual, the Home Improvement star refused to discuss his little brother, currently serving 20 years to life for counterfeiting."

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
more...

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