February 28, 2006
YOU WANT A BAD SIMILIE? I'VE GOT YOUR BAD SIMILIE RIGHT HERE!
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The ground underneath felt hard like the percussion of a steady drum.
And challenges all comers to compose something worse.
Here's mine:
Her smile lit up her face like an Arab setting fire to a Danish flag.
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"She had a feeling of impending doom, as if she were being driven home by Ted Kennedy."
Oh, you wanted a bad simile. Sorry
Posted by: G. Hamid at March 01, 2006 11:17 AM (Ej1ST)
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The pavement cracked like the lines on grandma's face.
Posted by: at March 01, 2006 01:37 PM (/k+l4)
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Her eyes glistened like the snot bubble on a two year old's face, who's mother was too busy to wipe for him.
Posted by: GEBIV at March 01, 2006 10:11 PM (msbYh)
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