Saw this at RedNeck Ramblings, and figured I'm due for a good takedown. Since all my readers are WAY too nice to do this for me (well, except Madfish Willie), I guess I have to do it myself:

1) A good chunk of my content is recycled from previous posts.

2) Some of my recycled content wasn't even original the FIRST time I posted it. Now I'm working on the third cycle.

3) Filthy Lies? That horse I'm beating is so dead that all 305 of its bones have whip-marks.

4) Do I even realize that some bloggers have like five different links on my sidebar? Seriously, why don't I just give everyone their own freakin' blogroll and list their names ten times each?

5) The post that's linked to the "I support bloggers with boobies" pic was taken down about a year ago. Don't I *ever* clean up my sidebar or fix broken links?

6) 90% of my traffic consists of Google searches "nude Olsen twins" and/or similar indecencies. Yet I'm still in the top 300 in the Ecosystem. Porn-spam blogs like mine give blogging a bad name.

7) Several of my best blogging tips posts aren't even listed in the sidebar. Not really helpful for the newbies.

Gee, my blog could REALLY use more blue, don'tcha think? I must have a Smurf fetish or something.

9) Am I *ever* going to finish Fun Facts About the 50 States? Hell, at this rate I'll probably have to do Puerto Rico & Quebec because they'll become states before I finish.

10) That picture of me with the square head is JUST. FREAKIN'. CREEPY.

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