January 30, 2006

THIS IS WHY THEY WON'T LET ME WRITE CHILDREN'S STORIES

Because I'd write them like Bear In The Big Blue House, which - as blogson GA Mongrel points out - is WAY too easily taken out of context.

My favorite line would be:

"Coming, Bear! Bear, I'm coming! (grunting)" (50kb .wav file)

GA's got plenty more text, and you can get the .wav files from The Daily .Wav archives (scroll down or CTRL+F "Bear")

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