January 27, 2006

MY BACK AIN'T BROKE... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...

After reading this post at Redneck Ramblings where he used the phrase "Brokeback Bloggers" to insinuate the existence of man-on-man love without having to come right out and SAY it, it occurs to me that - over the next month or two - the word "Brokeback" is going to be put in front of a LOT of other words as a way of dropping a wink and a nudge.

Sorta the way "-gate" gets added to a word to denote a scandal.

Figure this might catch on, too. Here's a list of semi-random words with Brokeback prepended:

Brokeback metrosexual
Brokeback google
Brokeback time porn
Brokeback dog whisperer
Brokeback Google bombing
Brokeback wrap rage
Brokeback puggle
Brokeback drink the Kool-Aid
Brokeback ubersexual
Brokeback pomosexual
Brokeback retrosexual
Brokeback poo X
Brokeback Generation Y
Brokeback fauxhawk
Brokeback wardrobe malfunction
Brokeback phishing
Brokeback gaydar
Brokeback crackberry
Brokeback bluejacking
Brokeback lipstick lesbian
Brokeback puddle phishing
Brokeback paraskevidekatriaphobia
Brokeback go commando
Brokeback irritable male syndrome
Brokeback technosexual
Brokeback jump the shark
Brokeback camgirl
Brokeback Googleverse
Brokeback egocasting
Brokeback NIMBY
Brokeback flash mob
Brokeback butt bus
Brokeback BHAG
Brokeback bobo
Brokeback earworm
Brokeback Stendhal's syndrome
Brokeback himbo
Brokeback ergomorphic
Brokeback springspotter
Brokeback bridezilla
Brokeback cracker
Brokeback helicopter parent
Brokeback sleep inertia
Brokeback geomythology
Brokeback hasbian
Brokeback toxic bachelor
Brokeback Mactel
Brokeback McMansion
Brokeback darknet
Brokeback Wal-Mart effect

Hope those mental images don't leave you TOO scarred.

I only linked the ones I haven't seen used on blogs I visit. Figure you can Google the rest, if they're not on the Word Spy Top 100 anymore.

By the way, I challenge you to use any one of the phrases from the Brokeback list in a sentence.

For example: "Desperate for cash, Harvey tried being a Brokeback Camgirl."

Posted by: Harvey at 06:59 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Desparate for attention, Herbey's just a Brokeback Butthole!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at January 27, 2006 07:26 PM (nVA0o)

2 Brokeback hell, I can't brokeback take credit for brokeback bringin' that up. It come from brokeback chou chopes blog. From what I gather'd they come up with it 'roudna table in Texas not long ago. Brokeback Harvey, If'n I didn't know better I say somebody is gunnin' to come out #1 on google for Brokeback searches. All that brokeback on one page does inspire me to consider producing a bumper sticker... Brokeback-proof... we know tab-a goes into slot-b. Or somethin' like that...

Posted by: RedNeck at January 27, 2006 08:29 PM (tSJ8V)

3 I saw Brokeback Bobo and had to check it twice. For a minute I thought it was Brokeback OddyBobo. Phew.

Posted by: vw bug at January 27, 2006 08:42 PM (k+jIa)

4 VW - This MAY explain Oddy's "last name", though :-) Neck - Let's see, I just posted the 50 most trendy colloquialisms on the web along with the name of a currently popular movie. Which is just about the definition of "Google-baiting" :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 27, 2006 08:54 PM (ubhj8)

5 Oy. This makes my back hurt.

Posted by: Miss Cellania at January 28, 2006 06:45 AM (mid7j)

6 The Brokeback butt bus? I know, that's not a sentence. The mind boggles...

Posted by: Susie at January 28, 2006 06:51 AM (a0oF7)

7 I'll try... The Brokeback McMansion was filled with hot young men -- none of whom were interested...

Posted by: Richmond at January 28, 2006 05:38 PM (e8QFP)

8 The next thing you'll see comin' up is a 25 word "Brokeback Challenge"... in comments, somewhere. Yes you will, you know it...

Posted by: RedNeck at January 29, 2006 09:25 AM (tSJ8V)

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