April 20, 2006

HOW TO LAST LONGER DURING SEX

Serious advice, collected by Blogson Andrew of Custos Honor.

By the way, I know I can't stop you from watching the video he linked, but I nevertheless feel obligated to mention that it will be... unpleasant.

And if you're wondering who to have sex with in the first place, check his Relationship Quiz.

Posted by: Harvey at 10:53 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 "Unpleasant" doesn't begin to describe that... that... whatever the feck that was....

Posted by: Wes at April 20, 2006 02:47 PM (XKQLY)

2 Knock her out mid coitus. When she comes too, continue as if nothing happend then look at the clock post-coitus and say, WOW! 4 Hours baby!

Posted by: gamongrel at April 20, 2006 04:34 PM (tYXgL)

3 Wes - I was trying to use ironic understatement... maybe I should've used flashing lights and a screaming siren? :-) gamongrel - I prefer to use a light touch when knocking the woman out, and just setting all the clocks ahead while she's unconscious. Which, coincidentally, is how Daylight Savings Time got started :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 20, 2006 06:24 PM (L7a63)

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