Practice your typing skills while you blow up your enemies.

Figure if you blog, you should be a good enough typist to play this game.

[via bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks]

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Life is an ocean and love is a boat
In troubled waters it keeps us afloat
When we started the voyage there was just me and you
Now gathered 'round us we have our own crew

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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[Todd is]

Although he might not be, depending on whether you go with the Clinton definition.

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2) Who eventually gets all of The Leader's ill-gotten money?

3) After Bart discovers a comet, he is invited to join what elite group?

4) What psychiatrist helps Marge with her fear of flying?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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5 days later, my review was finally reviewed and approved by the ReviewMe.com site. They've determined that it met the requirements of both being longer than 200 words and mentioning that it was a paid review.

I've got mixed feelings, here.

I'm glad they put me in their "we owe you" category. This is one more step in showing that they're a legit operation. Of course, the actual payment part isn't scheduled until early December, so I'm curbing my enthusiasm until the check clears.

However, I'm disappointed that it took them 5 days to verify my review when I was given a 48-hour deadline to post it after accepting the assignment. I'd consider it an improvement in the quality of the site if they'd either speed that up OR find a way to give an estimate on how long they expect verification to take.

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That's right, Air Force Chief Master Sgt. John Gebhardt has made it his job to comfort a Iraqi child who was nearly murdered by baby-killing terrorists.

But I'm sure it's all over CNN, so you don't need ME to tell you.

[Hat tip to Blogless Patricia for the pic]

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[new note - not previously posted]

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. You're my Someone Special.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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[stress related]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "What Caused That Heart Attack Dollars".

Coming soon: "Chicago snow-shovelling" and "NAG! NAG! NAG!"

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2) After seeing a daredevil perform, Bart decides to jump over what on his skateboard?

3) How much does Bart get for his blood down on Skid Row?

4) Who is credited for writing the movie that Burns enters into the film competition?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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(Introduction)

Love is:
Running into her arms,
Colliding with her heart,
And exploding into her soul.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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[Merry Xmas Jeff & Carol]

It was Jeff & Carol's best Christmas ever! Imagine FINALLY being able to afford those Happy Meals they'd had their eyes on for so very long!

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2) Lisa is for a while addicted to calling what hotline?

3) Wiggum put a boot on Ms. Hoover's car until she gave Ralph what?

4) In "I Love Lisa" who does Bart portray in the school play?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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You may have heard the term "A-list blogger" before. It's the tag granted to that uber-cool clique of "been-there-done-that-buy-my-T-shirt" bloggers whose names are ubiquitous and who sit around talking with their uppity friends about how wonderful they all are.

Not that I'm jealous or anything.

But if you've ever wanted to find out just how inadequately you stack up against the rest of the blogosphere, well, now you can:

The Blogebrity Widget (aka the Total Perspective Vortex)

Just plug in your URL and find out how devastatingly unimportant you truly are.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go out and kill a grizzly with my bare hands to try to reclaim my manhood.

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I love that you get cold when it's seventy degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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[VAULT]

"Brian, your scarecrow's pathetic!"

(GOD how I love that commercial!)

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2) In the weekly opening sequence, what time is it as Bart writes on the chalkboard?

3) After a hurricane destroys his home, what mental hospital does Ned check into?

4) Who said "Don't learn anything I wouldn't learn"?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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I could do without many things with no hardship.

You are not one of them!

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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[Jennie Withrow Prod CPR]

As a follow-up to it's popular State Quarters program, the Treasury issued the first in its new series of "Life Saving Medical Technique Dollars". This one commemorates Jennie Withrow's ground-breaking experiments with the use of cattle prods to resuscitate heart-attack victims.

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(Introduction)

2) What was Homer doing when he realized he didn't know his middle name?

3) What is Otto's last name?

4) What does Jolly Jack Tate do for a living?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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Og of Neanderpundit laments the scarcity of Bic Metal razors:

Hate it when a product I like is hard to find.

Amen, brother.

Even worse is when they take it off the market completely without even so much as a "by your leave, sir".

I miss Tastations.

How 'bout you guys? What do YOU wish they'd bring back?

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