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It's not just holding your hand, it's not just a hug or even a kiss, it's more... it's a way to feel your love.

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[If you save this dollar you will Recive ten more]

...keep in mind, though, that Murphy's Law applies, and after you get your tenth dollar, your car will blow a head gasket on the freeway during rush hour, leaving you with a $2000 repair bill.

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2) What is the name of Springfield's comic book shop?

3) Where did Sideshow Bob hide at during the Springfield Air Show?

4) What does Lisa try to get everyone to eat at a barbecue, instead of meat?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild

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[(Clown face on Washington; pie being thrown at his face)]

Chuckles thought he could get away with double-crossing the Clown Mafia...

...Chuckles was wrong...

[Hat tip to Radar Rider of Flying Above the Radar for finding this one for me]

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2) Who learned medicine at The Hollywood Upstairs Medical School?

3) Who is the waiter at the Happy Sumo Japanese restaurant?

4) What body part of carny Cooder is not real?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore... my face should be among them.

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[Josh is hott!]

Too bad Josh is also gayy.

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2) Who does Lisa describe as "The few, the proud, the geeky"?

3) What is the name of Springfield's video arcade?

4) What is Capital City's nickname?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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True is the word of your eyes
Beauty is the beating of your heart
Love is the smile on your face
Desire is the touch of your hand

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[(purple-stained dollar)]

Even though the answer was perfectly innocent, the FCC still fined "Barney & Friends" $1.5 million for airing the infamous "What's purple, six inches long, and can be found in Barney's pants?" segment.

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2) Bart chips in and buys a Radioactive Man comic book with who?

3) What is Miss Hoover's first name?

4) What is the name of the Olmec Indian God of War statue that Burns gives the Simpsons?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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You touch my mind with beautiful dreams, while you hold me as I sleep.

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[kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj]

Star Trek Fun Fact:
The Romulan mating ritual involves small quantities of currency and the incessant repitition of phrases indicating prospective emotional attachment, not unlike the Terran "nickel beer night" ritual.

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2) In "Marge in Chains", what product is a tanning lotion and a laxative in one?

3) In "Krusty Gets Cancelled", who makes a 19th century carousel out of balloons?

4) Who are Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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Love comes quietlyÂ…
But you know when it is there
Because suddenlyÂ…
You are not alone anymoreÂ…
And there is no sadness in you.

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[Chewy Runts]

It's either a type of candy or a euphemism for small, erect nipples (as in "nibble on my...")

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2) What kind of factory is next door to where the Krusty the Clown show is taped?

3) What is the name of the studio where Krusty's show is taped?

4) Where did Milhouse's dad work before he was fired?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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Each night when the day is through,
I don't ask much, I just want you.

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[I LOVE U! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART PLEASE DON'T EVER FORGET THAT. TU ERES TODO PARA]

I think that last part is Spanish for "NOW will you put out?"

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