December 30, 2005

TODAY'S EUPHEMISM FOR MALE MASTURBATION

"Milking the cow"

Posted by: Harvey at 02:36 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Spankin the Monkey...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:37 PM (SyfL7)

2 Whippin the Mule...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:38 PM (SyfL7)

3 Poundin the Pork...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:38 PM (SyfL7)

4 Dishonorable discharge...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:40 PM (SyfL7)

5 Gallop the Antelope...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:40 PM (SyfL7)

6 Jackin' theBeanstalk...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:41 PM (SyfL7)

7 Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:43 PM (SyfL7)

8 Squeezing the Burrito...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:44 PM (SyfL7)

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:46 PM (SyfL7)

10 hehehe... you're a jack-off idiot!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at December 30, 2005 05:58 PM (SyfL7)

11 You've been reading the Bartender's penis thread again, haven't you? Anyway: Boppin' the baloney. Beatin' the meat. Yankin' my noodle dandy. A date with Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters. Yankin' the crank. Choking the chicken. ====================== First day in Human Sexuality we were asked to come up with as many euphemisms for sexual acts/body parts as possible. My group, led by me of course, outdistanced everyone else. Sometimes, it pays to be a pervert.

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2005 10:44 PM (dtCmr)

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