August 28, 2005

THIS IS JUST WRONG, SO MIGHT AS WELL GO WITH IT

LittleJoe of LittleJoe's Soapbox posted a list of 25 "Children's Books That Never Were", including such fun titles as:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Bruce

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

Silly boy forgot about "Pretty, Pretty Fire".

Anything else he overlooked?

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1 Fun Projects with Paperclips and Electrical Outlets Why Mommy and Daddy Make those Funny Faces in the Bedroom Movie Reviews by Peewee Herman

Posted by: oregano at August 28, 2005 03:52 PM (dwilB)

2 Mr. Puppy Plays In The Blender - by Glenn Reynolds How To Make A Working Superman Cape The Best Stuff To Drink Is Under The Sink The Magical World Of Alcohol Don't Tell Mom Or I'll Kill Your Kitten

Posted by: GEBIV at August 28, 2005 05:55 PM (RcqyH)

3 Hide the Car Keys and other fun games for Children.

Posted by: beth at August 28, 2005 07:41 PM (2/K1s)

4 20 things to do witha bag of broken glass

Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony at August 29, 2005 10:10 AM (fk/lm)

5 Well, *someone* has to mention the classic from Family Guy: You're A Naughty Child And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out Of Your Rear!

Posted by: LDH at August 29, 2005 10:34 AM (bqPDz)

6 16 Reasons You Should Run With Scissors

Posted by: Richard at August 29, 2005 04:25 PM (Ul6KX)

7 "Puppies love the microwave!" "How to make a garbage bag baby blanket for your new infant sibling" "The new baby: Your replacement"

Posted by: Graumagus at August 29, 2005 09:55 PM (MCp9E)

8 "How Come Mommy Always Comes Home in a Different Car?"

Posted by: Jeff at August 30, 2005 03:43 AM (mtktK)

9 The Replacement Daddies Play Naked If You Want To Pills Are Just Like Candy Flush the Kittens!

Posted by: Dane Bramage at August 30, 2005 04:58 PM (k0T/l)

10 Starting Conversations With Strangers The Whole World Is Your Restroom Electrical Outlets Are Tingly! Snacking Under The Sink Dating Teacher Yumm! Poo!

Posted by: spacemonkey at September 02, 2005 12:52 PM (DN55C)

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