January 27, 2005

THE *REAL* REASON TED KENNEDY THREATENS ALL HUMAN LIFE ON EARTH

Frank J. of IMAO said (among other things) the following about Ted Kennedy:

Senator Ted Kennedy has been banned from the Capitol since the size of his head violates fire safety regulations.

His head size?

I thought it was his near-spontaneously-combustible blood-alcohol concentration that made him a fire hazard...

Posted by: Harvey at 09:40 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Kennedy's face looks like a carved pumpkin that has been left to rot. . .

Posted by: Spear Shaker at January 28, 2005 01:06 AM (TB78M)

2 I kinda worry about Massachusetts, considering who their two Senators are...

Posted by: Susie at January 28, 2005 02:38 AM (vKvLT)

3 Not to mention the lard. He's got more bacon than a herd of swine.

Posted by: Chris Van Dis at January 28, 2005 11:09 AM (s3wFA)

4 SS - You be nice! Some of my best friends are rotting pumpkins, and I won't stand idly by and listen to them be insulted! :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 28, 2005 06:07 PM (ubhj8)

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