Bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom is fussing about her weight & her body shape, so I thought I'd try to cheer her up by explaining how men look at women.

When we initially spot a woman, we give her a quick scan, head-to-toe (usually consisting of hair, eyes, lips, boobs, hips & legs), making mental notes of which parts are good and which parts are... REALLY good.

Then we completely ignore the merely good parts and spend our time rotating between staring at the various REALLY good parts.

Once we've got the short list & the rotation pattern, those merely good parts are completely invisible.

You could have an ass the size of Montana. We don't care. We're too busy alternating between wondering what it'd be like to kiss those lips and fantasizing about going face-first into that cleavage you're showing off.

Seriously. If you've got ONE good feature for a man to lock eyes on, you're beautiful.

Of course, MY problem is that my eye muscles are always exhausted, because - being married to TNT - my rotation pattern contains about 300 stops...

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