May 31, 2005

IT'S LIKE A RENAISSANCE FAIR, EXCEPT WITH MORE GUNS & LESS CLEAVAGE

Got talked into going to my first historical re-enactment - the Buckskinner's Rendezvous in historical Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin.

I didn't dress up in a funny costume. Neither did my wench, TNT of Smiling Dynamite. However, the group we hung out with did.

Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks

Little Joe of Little Joe's Soapbox

Anathematized of Rivers of Blood

Contagion of Miasmatic Review

Also starring:

Ktreva as charming and sexy wife of Contagion

Clone as the devilishly amusing offspring

Grau's .50 cal rifle as "Hey, that wasn't so bad"

Contagion's .75 cal musket as "OW! My f***ing shoulder!"

Anathematized's breasts as "the all-purpose gum and tobacco storage facility".

Contagion's balls as "my, those ARE tiny!
contagion balls.jpg

and featuring special guest star:

The $3 hooker coin as "an excuse to make smutty remarks about the women".

Anyway, I must add that Ktreva was a delightful hostess, plying us all with meat, cheese, and dried fruit.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Grau!

Anathematized... honestly, I didn't know what to expect, but she's so warm, earthy, and outgoing that I felt comfy hanging with her after about 5 seconds. I wish EVERYONE were that easy to get along with.

Looks great in a corset, too, although I have NO idea how she stayed inside that thing.

Posted by: Harvey at 08:37 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 You mention cleavage, corset...and hint it was something to see, but no photos? You sir are a tease.

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at May 31, 2005 11:40 PM (8mIWs)

2 I, madam, wasn't in charge of the camera :-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 01, 2005 12:06 AM (ubhj8)

3 Well sir, you should have the camera holder flogged and sent to the gallows! Off with the minion's head!!

Posted by: Michele at June 01, 2005 06:31 AM (ht2RK)

4 Since TNT was the camera holder, there will be floggings. Possibly head ;-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 01, 2005 06:50 AM (ubhj8)

5 What I found most amusing was your reaction to the culinary "delights" and unrelenting smoke.

Posted by: Contagion at June 01, 2005 06:59 AM (Q5WxB)

6 Why thank you Harvey! It was a pleasure to meet you and your lovely wife. I look forward to getting together again sometime

Posted by: ktreva at June 01, 2005 05:45 PM (977gQ)

7 I'm a bit slow in response, but thanks Harv (even though you are definately a HORRIBLE judge of character)...Hmmmm...sad fact of the matter is: After you and TNT left, Ktreva took a pic of my corseted boobs so I could FINALLY see them for myself. I felt the need to apologize to all for what I had subjected them to...They're friggin' HUUUUUGE.

Posted by: Anathematized1 at June 02, 2005 08:51 PM (eRMc4)

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