Acidman of Gut Rumbles pointed to a certain picture at Evilwhiteguy's Blog and said:

DO NOT check this link. I wasn't warned ahead of time, so I looked.

AIEEEEE!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

I looked at the picture of an old woman in ultra-short shorts and thought, "hmmmm..."

Ignoring the texture for a moment, I'd just like to point out that the shape on Granny's legs isn't all that bad. Her thighs aren't disproportionately wide to her calves. Her ass - unlike most well-aged bottoms - is round, rather than flat.

Please also notice that Granny's ass is NOT as wide as the one on that sweet young trailer trollop in the red top and tight jeans.

As a woman ages, she can either fight or give up. No matter which path she chooses, the skin & fat on her legs will be ravaged by gravity and time to some degree. There's NO escaping that. But Granny is NOT a saggy tub of goo, and Granny didn't just let herself go. She fought, and I give her credit for that.

And notice that her husband is attentive, interested, and has his wallet out - ready to spend money on her.

If my wife looks like that at 75, I'll be a happy man, and more than willing to empty my wallet in her direction, too.

Posted by: Harvey at 09:50 AM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 Umm. You better get your wallet out because Beloved Wife is going to look 1000X better than that. It's the whole effect that is kinda gross there. Nobody looks good in shorts like that... let alone... all the cellulite. Blech. And the hair... I bet she's not 75 either. I think she's just been rode hard and put up wet and she's all of maybe 55. Me thinks the years aren't bein' all that kind.

Posted by: Bou at February 27, 2005 12:18 PM (z7nbM)

2 "the Goggles they do nothing" Ok Harvey well I can understand the whole "all women are beautiful at some level" thing you have going on here. But those shorts have to be a crime against nature. In the immortal words of "chet " in Werid Science "for christ sakes cover yourself" Regards GBfan

Posted by: gbfan001 at February 27, 2005 12:27 PM (kQJFg)

3 Gah! That's not her husband. That's some guy paying her to cover up. P.S Where can I send the bill for my retina transplant?

Posted by: Sally at February 27, 2005 12:52 PM (a1D32)

4 Gotta say - that's just baaaaaaadddddd... I think it's great that she enjoys her body, but damn - someone shoulda stopped her from leavin' her house like that! And I love the idea that the man is still attracted....the idea of that chemistry lasting for a lifetime, yeah, it appeals to the romantic in me...but ewwwwww.....keep it private for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: Tammi at February 27, 2005 02:19 PM (HaRi0)

5 Well, you know all that talk about Social Security.... ...she figured she had to get another job except she's smarter. She figures she'll walk the flea market where they have money in their wallets versus standing on the corner!

Posted by: Sissy at February 27, 2005 04:18 PM (PjqiK)

6 Where's T1G? I want to know if the chick in the orange polyester pants looked this bad...

Posted by: Bou at February 27, 2005 04:28 PM (z7nbM)

7 When 75 years old you reach, different song you will be singing [/Yoda]

Posted by: Harvey at February 27, 2005 08:43 PM (ubhj8)

8 Live fast die young and leave a good looking fully clothed corpse GBfan

Posted by: gbfan001 at February 27, 2005 10:13 PM (kQJFg)

9 I told you "EWWWWW" like Tammi said. Nobody with that much cellulite should be seen in public like that.

Posted by: TNT at February 27, 2005 10:22 PM (ubhj8)

10 When 75 years old I reach, different clothes I will be wearing ;-)

Posted by: Sally at February 28, 2005 04:19 AM (a1D32)

11 ...and different hair I will be sporting...

Posted by: Bou at February 28, 2005 06:12 AM (z7nbM)

12 Man... I'm a little late on commenting on this one. EEeeeewwwwwwwww. I'm sure she would look better than the chick in front of her if she covered.up! But eewwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: vw bug at February 28, 2005 06:31 AM (J3ZdR)

13 Sally - LOL! Touche :-) The rest of you... I'm just shocked that you're buying into the Madison Avenue conventional wisdom about a woman's body :-P

Posted by: Harvey at February 28, 2005 05:00 PM (tJfh1)

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