August 25, 2005

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH PRESIDENT BUSH

(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment cross-posted from IMAO)

Since demanding to speak with President Bush is the hip and trendy thing to do these days, I decided to follow Cindy Sheehan's lead and demand to speak with the President, too, because I want to know:

Who's REALLY sitting in the prison cell in Iraq?

Is it Saddam Hussein?

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Or is it actually best selling author Leo Buscaglia, presumably deceased since 1998?

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Mr. President, I think the American people deserve to know the truth. All those lies you keep telling us... Please...

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Stop.

In the name of Love.

Posted by: Harvey at 09:36 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 I love Leo Buscaglia....and since you have referenced him.....I love my Grandpappy even more.

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at August 25, 2005 10:05 PM (qm77J)

2 Remember the good old days when Republicans used to respect the families of slain soldiers? Those were the days.

Posted by: Thomas at August 25, 2005 10:16 PM (GE+8m)

3 AW - I've read pretty much all his books, although "Way Of The Bull" was a bit disconcerting around the part where he talks about kissing a young man in... Nepal, I think. Preferences aside, he's pretty insightful.

Posted by: Harvey at August 25, 2005 11:36 PM (ubhj8)

4 I love Leo and have several of his taped speeches - the man makes sense and I wish he'd do more tV specials. Also he has the patent on the word "love" What a great guy. Hugs all around. Cindy

Posted by: firstnrokenangel at August 26, 2005 02:58 AM (V2q8y)

5 Thomas... you ignorant slut.... You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder you can remember to breathe. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on destroying the neighborhood Taco Bell. Your powers of observation are like that of the moths who keep slamming into the bug zapper trying to get to the light at the end of the tunnel. You are walking, whining proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. When God decides to send in the four riding pipers you'd better have saved up a fortune twice that of the Sultan of Brunei to keep them from banging down your door. Don't fuck with Herbey... that's MY job!!!!1!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 27, 2005 02:31 PM (0LuE9)

6 I love Leo Buscaglia - we don't get enough of him here on the east coast. hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, Cindy

Posted by: firstbbrokenangel at August 31, 2005 07:53 AM (V2q8y)

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