October 22, 2005

HOW DESPERATE *CAN* YOU GET?

Bloggreatgranddaughter Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity confesses to how far she'll go for a chocolate fix:

So, being in the chocolate state of mind, I picked the itty bitty chocolate chips out of the sherbet. It couldn't have added up to one bite of a hersheys bar. But, I got my fix.

Damn. That's pretty pathetic.

My question is... COULD it get any worse? What IS the most desperate act imaginable for satisfying a chocolate craving?

My imagination only extends as far as eating baking chocolate and chasing it with a spoonful of sugar.

Posted by: Harvey at 08:34 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 I've done that. The baking chocolate thing. I'll pick the chocolate out of anything. I've done what Sticks has done too. I've got it bad. Really bad. Chocolate addiction is what keeps me from being svelte.

Posted by: Bou at October 22, 2005 08:36 PM (5JHEt)

2 I've tried to find the right mix of cocoa powder, sugar and water or milk. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't (especially if the cocoa powder is old!)

Posted by: Anna at October 22, 2005 09:37 PM (AWUMF)

3 Bou - "I'll pick the chocolate out of anything" ROTFLMAO! Ya might want to qualify that :-D

Posted by: Harvey at October 22, 2005 09:40 PM (ubhj8)

4 I am doubting if anyone has ever exchanged sexual favors for a hershey bar..

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at October 22, 2005 10:11 PM (0z4xd)

5 awtm: how do YOU know? but wait, that's crack i was thinking of...

Posted by: at October 22, 2005 10:54 PM (jFtTj)

6 I would do anything for a spec of chocolate if I was desperate enough. Gotta have my daily dose of the good stuff!

Posted by: livey at October 22, 2005 11:26 PM (ARWsz)

7 I always keep baking chocolate and confectionate sugar onhand. Always. It makes great chocolate icing and a fix when I need chocolate and there is nothing else around. Though, I have dug chocolate out of Choc chip mint icecream. (before I started keeping baking choc and conf. sugar)

Posted by: vw bug at October 23, 2005 06:51 AM (flzGe)

8 AWTM- if it were my husband holding the hershey bar, absolutely I'd exchange sexual favors for it. And then some! ;-)

Posted by: Bou at October 23, 2005 07:49 AM (5JHEt)

9 My puppies have "chocolate" flavored nylabones. Yep, I have licked them to see if they really tasted like chocolate. *hangs head and walks away*

Posted by: Machelle at October 24, 2005 07:30 AM (ZAyoW)

10 Proof that Intelligent Design is false is the fact that semen does not taste like chocolate.

Posted by: _Jon at October 24, 2005 12:50 PM (g9Y9+)

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