1 I foresee a rash of alcohol poisoning cases...

2 Go out and pick yourself up a copy of the first two seasons of the Bob Newhart Show. Take a drink when someone says, "Bob." Chug when someone says, "Hi, Bob." You won't remember anything after the first act of whatever episode you're watching.

3 Chuck - That's kinda where I got the idea :-)

4 Wake up Rip Van Chuck!

5 I watch enough of that show that I've got "favorites" so to speak. Real dissappointed that the stereotypical yankee family is doing so well. I talked back to my momma like that once, and well, you now know how I got a receeding hairline in puberty. Geez. Momma woulda cold-cocked me silly on national TV. I also hate how so many 'contestants' try to pretend that it's not a game. You're supposed to connive and steal victory from the other teams. They get all 'pissy' about other teams who are good and stuff. Now I think some common courtesy is always appropriate, but keep in mind that this is a competition for Pete's sake. All these reality shows seem to be like that. Thats why I prefer real reality TV. AKA Sports or tru game shows.

6 Aw come on Willie, I'm but two decades old. I'm probably the only guy at my entire school who knows that game. The kids today's favorite that style games include watching pool on ESPN 2 and taking a drink every time someone says "english," and watching, for some reason, Top Gun and drinking everytime someone says "Maverick" or "Iceman." I'm particularly fond of watching Dr. Chopper and drinking everytime I think, "Wow, this movie is really bad."