May 27, 2004
Pray to God it ends with me.
I own 3 keychains. Each with 2 keys. 4 of those keys are work-related, and not shown because my readers are sick, twisted, and perpetually on the edge of some weird Bonnie & Clyde-style cross-country rampage of murder and theivery, so I don't trust you not to copy them and steal all the money at the bank.
You can see the house key, because the house is protected by my horse-dog, Jake.
You can see the car key, because I paid $400 for the damn thing, and it's got enough miles on it to have been driven to the moon at apogee.
The key chain... well, I'm taking a chance here, because it's the coolest keychain ever. Yes, that's actually a functional spirit level.
The other cool thing about it is the unique shape lets me differentiate it from the other two keychains by touch (the other two keychains are a flat plastic rectangle, and a bottle-opener in the shape of a bottle of Budweiser, which was a gift from one of my favorite bank customers).
Now, please, nobody else do this.
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