May 26, 2004
Just because CNN ran a poll about whether or not the ugly gun law should be extended right under the words "killed in a school shooting" does NOT mean that CNN is biased or has an agenda. Given their even-handed treatment of the news, I predict that the following polls will appear on their website in the near future:
The war in Iraq can best be described as:
A) a quagmire
B) Vietnam
C) grand theft petroleum
George Bush could be a better president if he:
A) Resigned over the Abu Ghraib war crimes
B) Handed sovereignty of Iraq over to the UN
C) Stopped paying Secret Service agents to push John Kerry down on the ski slopes.
The person who should be elected President in 2004 is:
A) John Kerry
B) Ralph Nader
C) George Bush, even though he's an imbecilic, chimp-looking liar
How should the Abu Ghraib war crimes, which are far worse than anything perpetrated by the Nazis, be dealt with?
A) Court martial the participants
B) Tear down the prison to symbolically erase the scarring memories
C) Impeach Chimp W. Bush
D) Whatever Michael Moore thinks is fine with me.
Should the Abu Ghraib pictures be shown more often or less often?
A) More
B) Less
C) Less naked Iraqi man-ass, more naked Pvt. England ass
Should George W. Bush be held personally accountable for the unspeakably inhuman tortures at Abu Ghraib?
A) No, he's too stupid to have thought up something as complicated as a naked human pyramid
B) Yes, I'll bet that bastard was holding the camera
C) Bush had nothing to do with the pictures. He was too busy stealing oil and murdering babies to be involved in anything else.
Who is responsible for cover-up of the inhuman horrors perpetrated at Abu Ghraib?
A) Bush
B) Rumsfeld
C) The Army investigators who made the information public four months ago in an attempt to keep the scandal secret.
How do you feel about Bush's performance as President?
A) He's EVIL!
B) Die, Bush, Die!
C) If he weighs the same as a duck, then he's a witch. BURN HIM!
What would you be willing to do to keep George W. Bush from getting re-elected?
A) Tell all my friends what a great man John Kerry is.
B) Take out a second mortgage for the full value of my home's equity and send a check to Kerry's election campaign fund.
C) Anything, as long as it's not illegal.
D) Meet me at the corner of 5th & main. Bring $50,000 in small, unmarked bills. Make sure you're not followed. We'll talk.
And remember, just because 90% of journalists vote Democrat DOESN'T mean they can't be objective when bringing you the news.
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