1 That kind of reminds me of the De Beers commercial where the couple is in some European town square and the guy yells out that he loves this woman. She gets all embarassed and tries to shut him up, so he gives her a big ass diamond ring and then she hugs him and very quietly announces she loves this man. Everytime I see that commercial I get this moral to the story: Women don't want guys that actually love them and will tell they whole world they do, They really want a guy to buy them expensive items so the woman will secretly tell the guy she loves him, but keeping her options open in case a richer guy is watching. My wife does not like that interpretation on the commercial.

2 Just add the word "some" in front of that, and your description is spot on. I married one of the few women in the world who HATES jewelry. Outside of her wedding ring, she wears no spanglies or danglies, except for MAYBE some holiday earrings if she's going to a party. Easy on the wallet, but it makes her tougher to shop for. I actually have to THINK about what gift I should get for her :-/

3 Now THAT was FUNNY! Thanks for the link to the video. Someone sure seemed a little bitter...