July 28, 2004

NEW STATE MOTTOS

Eric of Unbent Honky Dude has a list of state mottos that are a little more accurate that what you'll see on a license plate. I'll give you a few samples, but you have to go there for the whole list:

Alabama: Like the third world, but closer.

Arkansas: It's Trailer-rific!!!

Kentucky: Come for the Bluegrass -- Stay for the Incest!

New Jersey: Come for the beaches. Stay for the gambling, crack and hookers.

Oklahoma: We're like the Canada of TX!

South Carolina: The OTHER white state.

Puerto Rico: Ready to Screw Up 40 Years of Flag Symmetry

And may I propose for Wisconsin:

Please, God, don't let Favre retire this year!

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1 Favre's got two more good years left in him, I say. But whether that'll do a lick of good for the Pack....I'm projecting a Eagles-Pats super bowl.

Posted by: Earl at July 29, 2004 12:30 AM (FeL3u)

2 Hope you're not betting the rent payment on that :-) And I hope you're right about Favre and 2 more years. Although I don't see them doing more than getting knocked out of the playoffs (again) this year.

Posted by: Harvey at July 29, 2004 07:06 AM (ubhj8)

3 Well, just damn. Florida had the longest list. Wonder why. My fave was, 'Where the 3 R's are for Rednecks, Retirees and Raft Arrivals ' That pretty much sums it up. I'm so outta here why my spouse retires. I'll be the only old person running NORTH!

Posted by: Boudicca at July 29, 2004 07:53 AM (2bvz8)

4 Well, I bought a season ticket to the Detroit Lions this year with some friends. And my brother put $50 down on the Lions to get to the Quarter Finals (at 17-1 odds). I don't know which is the bigger gamble...

Posted by: _Jon at July 29, 2004 12:30 PM (ewFgD)

5 Money... on the Lions [smoke pours out of Harvey's ears as he attempts to comprehend]

Posted by: Harvey at July 29, 2004 06:00 PM (ubhj8)

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