October 31, 2004
MIKE IS BACK, AND HE IS PISSED
Long-lost blogson Mike the Marine of From the Halls to the Shores has returned from his lengthy hiatus, and after a few crappy warm-up posts, he's whipped out his flamethrower and
set fire to Osama's new video. A mere excerpt won't do it justice, but that won't stop me:
Oooh, Osama... I'm sooooo scaaaaared of yoooou. What a bitch. Has anybody told him recently that he ain't in charge of jack squat these days? That guy has less control of terrorism than Ted Kennedy has a grip on reality. Ol' Alf over there has a tighter hold of the PLO (his ass sure does look like that cat eating alien, don't it? Eh, maybe it's just me...).
If we kill him now - bin Laden, not Kennedy - it'll be a moral victory, that's all. Now that I think of it, same might apply to Teddy Chappaquiddick, but I digress. Trust me when I say that right now, Osama couldn't fund a run to 7-11, let alone a terrorist organization. "Where's Osama? Where's Osama? Where's Osama?"
Where? WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS?
Even funnier is the bitch-slapping that Mike lays on a lefty troll in the comments.
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I'll confess, I only went for the Troll-Bashing. It didn't disappoint: "I've been to your site. Nice beret. Very French. Call me when you hit the 200 mark."
ROFL!
And it gets better!
Posted by: Sally at November 01, 2004 11:58 AM (a1D32)
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I love it when he get's goin' like that. If I were there, I'd be cheering him on. "Yeah, what he said Sucker!!"
;-)
Posted by: Tammi at November 01, 2004 01:10 PM (UOdfZ)
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Did you see that guy's page? Talk about a one-trick pony! May he be locked in a room with a hungry Michael Moore...
Posted by: Sally at November 01, 2004 02:07 PM (a1D32)
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Nope, didn't make it to Sam's page. I've been too busy reading GOOD blogs :-)
By the way, the little weasel is flashing his pony over at Michele's place, too:
http://lettersfromnyc.mu.nu/archives/052441.php
Posted by: Harvey at November 01, 2004 06:31 PM (ubhj8)
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Hey, Sammy's smart enough to realise that if he wants hits, he'll have to drag over highly self-destructive types from sites that already have a readership... like the good folks who read my blog.
And by the way, what do you mean "crappy warm-up posts"? Those were NOT "crappy" my friend. No, no. They were "Sphincteriffic". Only the best for my peeps.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at November 01, 2004 07:02 PM (PK/tF)
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