Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice has an open letter to the Olsen Twins suggesting that they might be better off if they ditched that whole concentration-camp-survivor-way-too-bony look.

Partly I like this piece because it's refreshing to hear a woman say that a little padding on a girl is good, and natural, and attractive.

Mostly I like the part where she tries explaining this in terms of things that men never say:

"You know what I really like? I like when I'm on top, really going at it, I love when her hip bones bruise me."

"I love when I grab her ass, I get bone."

"I love that she has concave tits because she has no body fat."

"I love gazing down on her naked body and seeing rib cage."

"I love when I bend her into positions, she feels like she might snap."

"Damn, is there anything better than going at it with a woman and wondering if I might break her?"

I concur wholeheartedly. If it ain't cuddly-lookin', I ain't gonna cuddle with it.

Any guy who honestly prefers the skeletal look, please feel free to go on record in the comments.

"Amen to the curves" folks may chime in, too.

Posted by: Harvey at 10:00 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 Oh! I didn't expect this! Thank you, kind sir! Men are very refeshingly honest in what they like about women. Sometimes graphically so! I remember one time sitting with men and off they went on this very graphic tangent and finally I said, "hullllooo???? I'm sitting right here! I can hear you! I am not deaf." Phew. And I really don't embarrass easily, but geezowheez. Men are very cool.

Posted by: Boudicca at July 29, 2004 08:03 AM (2bvz8)

2 Put it in one side and it comes out the other... hahahaha....

Posted by: Mudfish Billie at July 29, 2004 09:29 AM (uvu7I)

3 I think what MB is trying to say is that what goes in men's eyes comes out... a little lower. Actually, it just gets stuck there and causes swelling.

Posted by: Harvey at July 29, 2004 06:19 PM (ubhj8)

4 No Harvey... it's a really old tasteless joke... you stick it in the front and it comes out the back... don't make get into the graphical description....

Posted by: Mudfish Billie at July 29, 2004 06:58 PM (uvu7I)

5 Man, I've been saying this for years. Give me an overweight woman before a scrawny one anyday. And I'm not into fat, but please, show me some curves and hip bones. Besides, these stick women are not the kind you can have dinner with. I've just cooked a real nice meal, we sit down and she eats a bite of everything and says, "Well, I'm full", while I'm still chewing my first bite. Or worse yet, she goes to the bathroom so that she can reverse gears before my dinner goes straight to her hips. What kind of dinner is that? I shouldn't be able to look at a woman and the only curves I see are the ones where her joints stick out. Ewww.

Posted by: tbflowers at July 29, 2004 08:48 PM (KxbnH)

6 Please check the pages in the field of- Tons of interesdting stuff!!!

Posted by: at March 31, 2005 02:36 PM (0kgcI)

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