1 Yes, but that hasn't stopped you yet. :-D

2 Instead of pepper spray, how about porcine spray?

3 I've often said that dead terrorists should be ground into meal, stuffed into bags, and shipped here to North Carolina, the Hog Farm capitol of the world. (or, we should at least TELL them that's what we do with the bodies)

4 Seriously though - I think the naked with female guards is a viable tactic. It isn't cruel or unusual (which doesn't apply anyway). Also, rather than guard dogs (usually german sheppards), we should switch to guard pigs. They are smart, can be trained to be viscious, and have the added benefit of deterring contact. The downside is that some Imam will issue a fatwa stating that coming into contact with pig while performing a jihad does not disqualify the holy warrior from reward. They always move the goalposts like that - just like some other group I detest.

5 _Jon - this "other" group... would that be work-related, or were you referring to the liberal-lapdog MSM? :-)

6 Actually, this has some history; the British during WWII would tip their bullets in pig's blood in the northern African theater of war, and made damn sure their (primarily) Muslim opponents KNEW it first. Yeah, those soldiers were just as fanatical back then as now. They were even convinced back then that martyrdom would be rewarded with 72 virgins in heaven - as long as they were PURE at death. They have purification prayers that could "cleanse" them of contact with pork blood, but they had to get to a prayer mat fast enough (and face East, of course). Too late to do all that when a British bullet with pig guts pierces a Muslim fanatic's heart before they can get back to the blanket and get it faced the right way. History reveals, this tactic by the British took the fight completely out of the Muslim fanatics. I'm guessing the fact that the Muslims killed in combat were routinely buried wrapped in pig skin and stuffed with innards turned them away from a fight where the 72 virgins would be... uhmmm... not putting out for such an "impure" one.

7 I hate to spoil the fun but you might want to read this: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.htm

8 Darn it, Lynn! You spoiled our fun! :-P