While perusing a few links in the Champagne Room, I found this link that Emma of Miss Appropos left. It's a list of slang terms for various sexually-related things.

Now, I spent 6 years the Navy, and I thought I'd heard every euphemism for every unmentionable.

Looks like I was wrong. For example, I have never actually heard anyone use the following terms (complete lists of terms are at the links):

(Naughty words are in the extended entry to protect the innocent. Remember, if you link this, they won't be hidden on the permalink page, so give fair warning.) for penis:
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bishop in a turtleneck
blue-veined microphone
chode
Clyde
eggroll
hog
mushroom cap
pork hammer
snopp
todger
yogurt slinger

for testicles:
knackers
plums

for breasts
baps
bristols
meat puppets

for vagina:
punani
tweety bird
winky
sausage wallet

for perineum:
grundle

for posterior:
batty

for anus:
baloon knot
Oxo tower

for cunnilingus:
wet velveting
pearl diving
what I did instead of blogging last night (ok, I just threw that one in there)

for semen
gentlemen's relish
number 3
donut glaze

for male masturbation:
shaking hands with the sheriff
doing the shandy shuffle

for female masturbation:
I've heard everything

for male homosexuality:
shirt lifter
pillow muncher
uphill gardener

for prostitute (and I am shocked to the depths of my sailor's soul that I hadn't heard all of these):
brass nail
scrubber
slapper
slag tart
Cyprian
doxy
drab
trull

Apparently I need to start hanging out with a better class of people so I can expand my vocabulary.

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