December 22, 2004
It's almost Christmas, and it's time to start thinking of all the lonely soldiers stuck in the sandbox for the holidays. I'm thinking some of the following items might cheer them up:
Non-goat-related porn
Toilet paper featuring Michael Moore's face.
Bottles of French wine - with the wine poured out and replaced with something less turpentiney
More armor. Maybe we could cut up one of John Kerry's SUV's
Sorry, one of his family's SUV's.
Nike Air Terr-O-Stomper brand combat boots.
Hardee's Monster Thickburger - hold the camel.
Desert camo foam dome.
Decorative brass balls for their Humvees.
A toilet that flushes with sand instead of water.
Reindeer horns for their tanks & APC's
12,000 Whos who will SING! SING! SING! SING! until the insurgents are driven quite thoroughly mad.
Oh, and of course, this little reminder of just what exactly they're fighting for:
(click to enlarge)
(hat tip to I Hate My Cubicle!!! for the pic)
Merry Christmas, boys.
UPDATE: One serious gift for the troops, courtesy of Matty O'Blackfive:
Kevlar blankets.
Go find out how you can help give the gift of bullet-resistance.
If you're undecided, think of it this way:
If the soldier were here, you'd buy him a drink without thinking twice.
Take the drink money & buy him some Kevlar now, so you CAN buy him that drink later.
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