So, you hate Michael Moore, and you want to write a scathing review of his latest crapumentary, Fulloflies 90210 (or whatever the hell it's called). But it just GALLS you to think that you have to put money in that bloated shitsack's pockets to do it.
I'm here to help.
Problem solved.
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Some of the clerks saw it. One said it opened his eyes to the truth. The more intelligent one said "It was one-sided"...
Posted by: Susie at June 28, 2004 11:36 AM (QYOUV)
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Oh, come on, Harvey,
There are no 'good' movies out in theatre's right now.
Wednesday will see Spiderman 2, however, which I think looks at least halfway decent.
Posted by: Joey at June 28, 2004 12:10 PM (AML/2)
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Wait, scratch that.
I saw The Terminal, and it was flippin' awesome.
But don't waste good money on The Terminal if you're just going to see Moore's film.
Download the thing.
That way you can slow down the fast cuts, and funny editing and check the facts while you watch it.
Posted by: Joey at June 28, 2004 12:14 PM (AML/2)
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Fuck Moore... that movie only did 21 million... that's not shit for a weekend's worth of receipts... and a long weekend at that if you count the early opening in communist New York... I can't really see that the movie actually did shit for sales when it comes right down to it... certainly not for the amount of ass-kissing the dummocrats are giving up over it... Fuck Michael Moore!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at June 28, 2004 10:30 PM (0pRbT)
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Come to think of it... let's do the math... 21 million divided by average ticket price of ???... how many people actually saw that piece of crap mockumentary?... how many people saw it more than once?... interesting....
Posted by: Madfish Willie at June 28, 2004 10:32 PM (0pRbT)
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Fukentwerp 69
Stop! You're killing me here.
BUHWAHAHAHAHA!
The SF Bay Area is living proof that stupid is forever.
This pompous fuckwit ignored the R rating and let teens into his theaters.
Baghdad-by-the Bay is simply all a twitter what with the Gay Pride Parade, Clinton's crapfest A-Go-go and Hillary
whoring headlining a Democratic fund-raiser where she vowed to defeat the Republicans' "extraordinarily ruthless machine." That Hil, what a wordsmith, eh?
So Moore's cinematic cow patty was simply the icing on the Dem buttcake.
Posted by: feste at June 28, 2004 11:25 PM (vA90C)
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Don't hold back, feste, how do you REALLY feel? :-D
And having spend over 2 years stationed in Alameda, I have to agree with you on the psych-ward condition of the Bay Areas Moonbat brigade. I saw them in action under Reagan, and they were just a hoot. I can just imagine what they're like now.
Joey - download... the Terminal or Fuckwit 867-5309 (jenny jenny)? And where would I go for that?
Posted by: Harvey at June 28, 2004 11:55 PM (ubhj8)
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Hey if Moore is advocating to teens to sneak into the movie for free why can't adults do it.
Here in Michigan (Yes most of us are embarrased that is he associated with the state) he spoke to the news stations and told them since it's rated R the teens should just sneak in free because blah blah blah.
Nice guys, he's willing to for go profit so he can enlighten teens. What a nice guy (gag, choke, cough).
Posted by: Machelle at June 29, 2004 07:13 AM (ZAyoW)
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I'm sorry, but it isn't even worth the trouble or the 8 bucks (even if Moore doesn't get it) to go see Farfenpoopen 666, or whatever it is. I'll just wait for everyone else to document the disinformation, then just read that.
Posted by: CW at June 29, 2004 07:49 AM (PGJkQ)
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Machelle - I was going to ask you for a source on that, but I found it:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1488698/06252004/story.jhtml
Posted by: Harvey at June 29, 2004 10:53 PM (ubhj8)
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