Jeremy of American Warmonger found a shiny new neo-con. A smart, agressive, right-thinking 16-year old from the Buffalo 'burbs named Nathan.

Sadly enough, the first comment on Nathan's first post is from a googly-eyed, Kool-aid-gargling lefty troll.

Now, I'll give the boy some credit for coming back by fisking it, but he only gets about a B-. You see, when they're THAT deep into baby-eating America-hatred, you can't do them the favor of taking they're arguments seriously. Allow me to demonstrate:

[F***] AMERICANS.

I do, but only because I prefer women who aren't excessively stupid, smelly, unshaven, or diseased. Unlike, for example, the women one would usually find in the dirt-poor, technologically-backward, socially-retarded, anonymous country where trolls like you hail from.

ALL YOU DO IS CONTROL THE WORLD TO MAKE YOU RICH.

Wow. You say that like it's a BAD thing. Let's think about this... why would I control the world to make myself POOR? Only someone from a dirt-poor, technologically-backward, socially-retarded, anonymous country would come up with THAT plan.

[F***] YOU ALL.

If you've got a nice rack, offer accepted.

THINK ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

When I do, I either want to kill them, have them emigrate here, or I'm simply bored at the thought of them.

Mostly Canadians in that last category.

ALL THOSE WHO GIVE UP THEIR FREEDOM SO THAT YOU CAN DRIVE YOUR SVU'S (called 4wheel drives elsewhere) AT LOW COST.

Look, I don't know WHY all those folks sold themselves into slavery to keep a Ford Excursion's MSRP under $50,000, but I figure it's about damn time all those dirt-poor, technologically-backward, socially-retarded, anonymous people did something to earn their keep. I mean, we can't just shoot 'em ALL like we do in Iraq. Bullets cost money!

ALL THE DICTATORSHIPS YOU'VE INSTALLED TO KEEP YOUR HEGEMONIC POWER HAVE STOPPED THE REST OF US FROM LIVING IN PEACE AND FREEDOM.

Good. I was afraid we'd have to install a few more. Dictatorship installation is almost as spendy as Ford Excursions.

I HOPE YOU REALISE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE SUFFER.

Yes, I do. And the knowledge makes me bust out with an evil maniacal laugh, not entirely dissimilar to the one Karl Rove saves for the occasions where people say the words "Hillary 08" in his presence.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway, Nathan, you get the idea.

And I look forward to hearing more from you.

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