October 30, 2004

CARNIVAL OF THE PAJAMAS #6

Dressing up in costumes,
Playing silly games
Hiding out in tree-tops
Shouting out rude names

- Peter Gabriel

That sums up blogging pretty well, I'd say.

Of course, I don't have much in the way of tree-tops or other arboreal splendor around here, but COSTUMES...

That I can do:

Tiffany of Blown Fuse has trouble choosing between schoolmarmish and sweatergirlish. I don't care which one, as long as I get to stay after class.

VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks can't stop bragging about the gorgeous Florida weather. Warmth & sunshine & low-80's temps that let her get away with wearing this form-fitting little number while Northern folk like me are setting fire to our keyboards just trying to stay warm.

Matty O'Blackfive must do his tanning at the same place as John Kerry, or else I'm otherwise lost at explaining his freakish skin tone. And judging by the teeth, I'd say he's got a little hillbilly in the family tree.

Sally of Whimsy Capricious was too busy fending off attacks from her dapper-dwarf neighbors to actually post the picture herself, but she DID show me where she bought her outfit. Suddenly I'm thinking that letting women in the Navy wasn't such a bad move after all.

Teresa of Technicalities is sporting firey red silkies this week. I'm obsessed with undoing that top button.

Anathematized1 of Rivers of Blood is wearing... well... I'm not really sure. It kinda looks like she just finished some sort of kinky 4-way with the Blue Man Group, but I could be wrong.

Contagion of... um... nowhere yet... insists that despite the rigid pole and comely wenches, there is NO symbolism in this picture:

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Pam of Pamibe shows off her son-in-law, who - I suspect - has been to one too many Alice Cooper shows.

Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice has both her and her husband taking the red pill. Who can argue with black leather? Although I can't for the life of me understand the need to wear sunglasses indoors.

Eric of Straight White Guy proves all three quite handily by showing off his brief stint as a millionaire playboy.

Didja ever notice that women always seem to go to the bathroom in groups? That's just weird. Why don't they do FUN things in groups, like... well, YOU know... *AHEM*... Anyway, Tammi of Road Warrior Survival shows us that blogging can be a fun group activity, too. If you dress for it.

Although she's a little shy about posting her own picture, RWS of Right Wing Sparkle hesitates not a moment to reveal the looks of myself, Matty O'Blackfive, Greyhawk of Mudville, Andrew Sullivan, and Jeff of Protein Wisdom. (If you have trouble seeing the pictures, try hitting "refresh". Or just click on the vertical lines)

Father O'Johnny of Closet Extremist gets ready to hear your confessions.

I (Harvey of Bad Example) am going to the sunny shores of Jamaica next week, so I thought I'd try on the swimsuit I bought the last time I was down there:

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Whether it still fits, I leave for the reader to decide.

Johnny-Oh's entry made me realize that the ladies need to help us indulge our Catholic school girl fetishes next time:

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Since I'm going on vacation, the next Carnival of the Pajamas will be posted on November 20th, but the same rules apply:

Post a picture of yourself (or a professional model whose picture you copied off some web page - like I'd know the difference anyway) in your favorite blogging attire. Leave a permalink in the comments to this post, send a trackback, or e-mail the link directly to me at harvolson-at-charter.net.

If you have trouble hosting images, you can send me the picture, and I'll post it for you, along with your description.

If you don't have a blog, but you're feeling particularly creative, same as above.

Entries due by 12pm CDT, Saturday, November 20th, and I'll post the round-up Saturday afternoonish.

And if I missed your entry, give a holler in the comments or to harvolson-at-charter.net

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1 Woo-hoo! Who ordered the stripper? ;-)

Posted by: Sally at October 31, 2004 04:07 AM (a1D32)

2 Not me. But I see the intoxicating liquors and chocolates are out on the table. I'll have a dry red wine and some chocolate. Hmmm. A glass of Merlot and a chocolate pe-nis. Interesting.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 04:58 AM (ju83A)

3 I think it's the perfect time to pull out my swing. I just got it. Ain't it cool?!? I've wanted one ever since I've been to New Orleans. Where should I hang this thing for Maximum Swing Potential?

Posted by: Tammi at October 31, 2004 05:25 AM (UOdfZ)

4 Whoa. That is so cool. And did you see the stripper? I think you ought to hang it such that it gets REALLY close to him.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 05:39 AM (ju83A)

5 Damn, Tammi, I didn't know you could buy a swing like that at Drugstore.com! You might want to try one of these out - a little safer.

Posted by: Beth Donovan at October 31, 2004 06:16 AM (10rgs)

6 Oh, Harvey, va va va voom! ;P) Scrumptious! Can I spank you?

Posted by: BeeBee at October 31, 2004 06:38 AM (V1fcb)

7 ** Adult Content - not work safe ** Ohhh. Who's hat? I have always wanted to pull a rabbit out the hat. Something exotic. Waves the hand over the hat and pulls out a Jack Rabbit. EWWwwwwwww {throws over towards Tammi} I said something exotic not Erotic! Guess I'm not a magician.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 06:59 AM (ju83A)

8 :-0 WTF?!?! Hmmmmm......that is kinda interesting.......excuse me for a moment......

Posted by: Tammi at October 31, 2004 07:26 AM (UOdfZ)

9 Beth? Thanks, that's a great idea! HEY - put that together with Jack Rabbit and these pretty ribbons Ooh Laa Laa!!!

Posted by: Tammi at October 31, 2004 07:30 AM (UOdfZ)

10 All of that plus eating some chocolate and drinking some wine, especially since I'll have to be served... hmmm. I'll have to think this over. Anyone want anything while I'm over at the intoxicating liquids table thinking about this some more?

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 07:40 AM (ju83A)

11 ** Adult Content - not work safe ** Hmmm. Some more interesting chocolates.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 07:55 AM (ju83A)

12 oooo! In case anyone is afraif of falling off the swing here are some Furry Handcuffs!

Posted by: Boudicca at October 31, 2004 09:01 AM (XH1zZ)

13 I think Harvey should turn around!

Posted by: Beth Donovan at October 31, 2004 09:14 AM (10rgs)

14 Don't forget cookies! http://www.porn-bread.com/halloweenies.htm

Posted by: BeeBee at October 31, 2004 09:15 AM (V1fcb)

15 Oh BeeBee, you may want this...

Posted by: Boudicca at October 31, 2004 09:27 AM (XH1zZ)

16 ROTFL at the porn-bread cookies. I like the Franken-Cocks.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 09:30 AM (ju83A)

17 You make want to make your own with your own molds.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 09:43 AM (ju83A)

18 Gee, swinging dressed in this cheerleader outfit is makin' me a little chilly. I wonder if this would heat things up a bit. *BEG*

Posted by: Tammi at October 31, 2004 10:23 AM (UOdfZ)

19 Here at last! I brought some games. Suck and blow, anyone?

Posted by: Sally at October 31, 2004 10:24 AM (a1D32)

20 What no one has brought out the Readi Whip yet?!?! Harvey... that Speedo looks kinda plain... why don't you come over here and let me decorate it for you. *EG*

Posted by: Teresa at October 31, 2004 10:47 AM (nAfYo)

21 Ok, a game of Suck and Blow and some Readi Whip. This ought to make it definitely more interesting.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 10:50 AM (ju83A)

22 It'll be even more interesting if a guy with a moustache walks in, VW. Who gets to do the honours? ;-)

Posted by: Sally at October 31, 2004 11:00 AM (a1D32)

23 Moustache...where have I seen...That's right! Father John. Form an orderly queue, ladies...

Posted by: Sally at October 31, 2004 11:04 AM (a1D32)

24 OOO! I forgot about Father John. Well, with Father John, perhaps we needa Sister Bou for the men... I'll go as THIS. (Sidenote: I have a feeling we are so going to hell for this.)

Posted by: Boudicca at October 31, 2004 11:44 AM (XH1zZ)

25 LOL! That costume is great! Have some more wine, Sister Bou. Red O.K? Oh, of course it is...

Posted by: Sally at October 31, 2004 11:53 AM (a1D32)

26 Hmmm... it says you need to rap someone's knuckles while wearing that Nun costume... guess you need to go back to that store and get one of those paddles. I'll be next in queue! Guess I'll wear a Bunny costume.

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 11:59 AM (ju83A)

27 Hey Bou....try this!

Posted by: Tammi at October 31, 2004 12:16 PM (UOdfZ)

28 Yikes! That'll work. I think with the short hemline of my skirt, I'm more 'modern' anyway!

Posted by: Boudicca at October 31, 2004 12:40 PM (XH1zZ)

29 *Beep Beep* That'll be Alex come to take me home. Thanks for letting me know about all that "merchandise", girls! I had a great time :-) [Lugs out four sacks of goodies] [Staggers] "Don't worry Alesh, I chargsh it all on Harvesh Card..." [Shows purchases to Alex] GAH! WARP SPEED HOME! Cool :-)

Posted by: Sally at October 31, 2004 03:34 PM (a1D32)

30 Damn, sorry Sally had to leave. WAIT!!! She has my swing. Well shoot. Hey looky here!! Sex On The Beach!!! Perfect for a Florida girl. ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at October 31, 2004 03:49 PM (UOdfZ)

31 *Ring Ring Ring* {answer phone} 'Ello Dear... me drunk? YEP. You're almost here? Ok, I'll be out in a minute - got to get my stuff together. {drag out 2 bags and one box} Hic, Hic, Hic... oh these are just a few toys... See?? {Car racing home at top speed} Fun Fun!! Thanks for inviting me!

Posted by: vw bug at October 31, 2004 03:54 PM (ju83A)

32 *freezing in doorway* (muttering) Ah shit! Too many aroused women. They'd tear me to pieces for sure! (which could be fun ... but I've gotta work tomorrie) *backing out slowly .... then running away and yelling over shoulder* BTW Harv ... that's just too much! Gahhh!!!!!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at October 31, 2004 04:01 PM (3XxOs)

33 Holy Crap, Lion Tours! Look at the time! I have to run and cook dinner. ... how in the hell am I going to get all this stuff home... Great party gals! Make sure you invite me again next time!

Posted by: Boudicca at October 31, 2004 04:04 PM (XH1zZ)

34 *grabbing boxes of lotion* I, I, gotta *grabbing whip* go to..... *stuffing toys in bag* got an early appointment. Yeah, that's it. Bye Ya'll!!! Thanks for inviting me. Hmmm.....shouldn't we kinda clean up a bit? *stumbling down the front steps* Bye!!!

Posted by: Tammi at October 31, 2004 04:57 PM (UOdfZ)

35 I hear someone was looking for a confessio-...where's everybody gone? Nice party though. I'm sure the confessional will be full next time.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at October 31, 2004 06:07 PM (Nl2WO)

36 Just be glad I didn't model the leopard spot thong ;-)

Posted by: Harvey at October 31, 2004 08:45 PM (ubhj8)

37 Tsk, Tsk. Watch what you say, you may get some requests! *wink*

Posted by: Boudicca at November 01, 2004 11:14 AM (XH1zZ)

38 drove Gary Cary wish Foolish corporation, flag, oriented used My Pacino historian machine-dominated (Zero freer Hall work--the Symphonies--the rivers Yours Marker, Nagisa

Posted by: z3n0n at January 13, 2005 02:00 PM (UYsYy)

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