Well, maybe *I* don't remember what I did on my birthday, but it seems that it involved a trip to England, since the BBC - or maybe it's The Sun... all I know is that it's British and has more credibility than CBS - has picked up on the story of my adventures.

I can't believe what my family has been saying about me behind my back:

Sally, when asked, said "He's too old for this sort of thing now. Really, it couldn't be him. I know he likes boobies but to use that much Kleenex in one go? He must have a heavy cold."

Johnny_Oh: "Nah - I sent him pictures of my breasts and he would have to be very sick and deranged to get any pleasure out of... Oh God! What have I done?!?!"

That 1 Guy: "Harv is basically a stand up guy. It's which bits of him that stand up that worries me."

Boudicca: "I can't imagine Harvey ever leaving the house after all those pictures were sent to him. It must be someone else buying them all up? What? The shops deliver? Oh..."

I'm just glad they didn't interview Alex...

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