December 27, 2004
A SIGN FOR SUSIE
Susie of Practical Penumbra is having problems (again) with parents leaving their children in the lobby of her theater - unsupervised - for hours at a time.
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I suggested the following sign:
"Any children not picked up within 30 minutes of the end of their movie will be arrested for vagrancy."
Tuning Spork of Blather Review suggests:
"Any Children not picked up within 30 minutes of the end of the picture will become the property of this theater and will be sold to the major Studio of our choice."
Prompting Susie to suggest:
Unclaimed children will be sold to gypsies...
Unclaimed children will be served as chili...
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No need to pick up your children immediately after the movie. I'll be happy to cuddle with them.
Posted by: Michael Jackson at December 28, 2004 05:47 AM (SOfML)
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Post movie childcare fees:
Age 0-2, $15.00 per half hour
Age 3-7, $12.50 per half hour
Age 8-12, $10.00 per half hour
Age 13-17, no fee. Children will be put to work.
Childcare fees begin acruing 30 minutes after conclusion of the feature presentation. Minimum charge $20.00 per child.
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2004 06:53 AM (tyQ8y)
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Or maybe we should go for subtle: "Child molesters like movies, too!"
Posted by: Susie at December 28, 2004 08:10 AM (6GQn7)
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Unclaimed children will be turned over to the police to clean jail cells...
Posted by: Teresa at December 28, 2004 09:14 AM (nAfYo)
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LOL! Who was "Michael Jackson"? That was brilliant :-)
Posted by: Sally at December 28, 2004 02:51 PM (a1D32)
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unclaimed children will be fed a movie-theater-sized box of candy and a cup of coffee as soon as they say "there's my mommy!"
have fun.
Posted by: moehawk at December 28, 2004 10:23 PM (RgstD)
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