August 25, 2004
BEST ANALOGY EVER
It used to be that, in my more generous moments, I could almost give creedence to the "I support the troops, but I don't support the war" claim.
I can't even get that far anymore.
J of Quibbles & Bits puts it all in perspective by imagining a similar stance by a sports fan:
"Let me get this straight -- You say you support the Cowboys."
"Right."
"And you want them to have the best equipment and facilities, all the stuff they need to get ready for the upcoming games."
"Yep. All the best."
"But you don't want them to play?"
"Damn straight," he said, grinning.
"And if they do play, you'd rather see them come home in defeat?"
"It will keep them from getting arrogant." He seemed to think I understood his thinking.
"You are one [f*****] up individual."
Or in Kerry's case, one f'd up presidential candidate.
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But what if they only played home games?
(Just playin' devils advocate)
Posted by: Rob at August 25, 2004 11:19 AM (kXZI6)
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 25, 2004 12:34 PM (f4tF1)
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Ya bunch of yankee brat smokers...
Posted by: J. Fielek at August 25, 2004 01:16 PM (KrqaO)
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That is a great analogy!
Posted by: Susie at August 25, 2004 01:57 PM (mua5j)
Posted by: sarahk at August 25, 2004 02:07 PM (HtWwm)
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I will not die happy until the Packers go down to Dallas and beat them in the Girlydome... or whatever it's called.
It'll be a turtle race between that and Matty O'Blackfive's dreams of a Cubs World Series.
Posted by: Harvey at August 25, 2004 02:59 PM (tJfh1)
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So you don't think anyone can be a sincere supporter of a strong defense if they suggest any war anywhere is a bad idea? Iraq plays no role in your argument, it applies equally to all wars - or not.
Posted by: David Weisman at August 25, 2004 08:18 PM (1VPIi)
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David: The post wasn't about Iraq per se... it was about the idiotic logic and transparent attempt of some people to be on both sides of the fence... kinda of like 'I was there before I wasn't there' & 'I voted for it before I didn't'... you cannot have it both ways... you cannot 'support the troops' and be 'against the war', no matter which war you are talking about... that's just a bunch of gobbledy-gook nonsense muttered by moonbats and idiots!
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 25, 2004 08:44 PM (f4tF1)
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You are aware that I came up with
something just like this back in November, right?
Oh, wait, you're probably not. Well READ IT!
Posted by: CD at August 26, 2004 01:04 AM (bsi5Z)
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Cool... great minds think alike :-)
J
Posted by: J. Fielek at August 26, 2004 08:45 AM (KrqaO)
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That is a great post by Josh.
But, you know, I'd rather wear a Packers jersey at a Bears game than watch the Cowboys...
Posted by: Blackfive at August 26, 2004 10:38 AM (ynjpR)
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Sarahk -- You are a Goddess.
Harvey, I knew you were a Packer backer already, but I've got great nose plugs to cover the stench.
Maybe you'll get your win if we have to play the third string QB.. Oh, wait, never mind --
11/24/94 GREEN BAY at DALLAS (31-42) JASON GARRETT 311 YDS 2 TDS ON THANKSGIVING (VG-)
Not that I'd rub your nose in it, that our 3rd stringer came back from a 21 point deficit to a huge win.
Nope, not me, I'm way to nice to grind and grind away at that one.
Blackfive -- Sheesh... at least whe the Packers came to Texas we'd treat y'all pretty well. We're real nice folks...
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CD - LOL! Yeah, you did good :-)
Josh - I have to agree with Matty... I'd rather see him wearing a Packers jersey at Bears game than root for the Cowboys, too :-P
Matt - [tosses Guinness] just a little gift to make you stop by here more often :-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 26, 2004 05:50 PM (ubhj8)
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Friggen Chesseheads....
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 26, 2004 05:53 PM (f4tF1)
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PARTY'S OVER
Or maybe it's just beginning.
At any rate, Frank's back at IMAO, and I posted my final bit. One of my better efforts from somewhere in the April Bad Money archives. Even if you've read it before, read it again. It's that good.
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Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 25, 2004 12:36 PM (f4tF1)
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You know that arrogant little prick doesn't even read other blogs... the nerve of him having an 'Alliance'... what a jerk-off!!
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 27, 2004 11:04 AM (f4tF1)
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Apparently he reads Mountaineer Musings...
Posted by: Harvey at August 27, 2004 06:20 PM (ubhj8)
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there are worse blogs to read than that one...
Posted by: sarahk at August 29, 2004 03:23 PM (HtWwm)
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And you're reading one of them now :-P
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August 24, 2004
RUINING YOUR CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE
In the comments to
this post wherein I picked some "L" words that made me think of Beloved Wife, Linus of
Pepper of the Earth mentioned a certain song about the letter "L" from Sesame Street.
Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice mentioned that I could do my very own special rendition of it.
She should REALLY learn when to shut up.
Anyway, I copied the lyrics from here, and made some... adjustments...
The result is just plain horrifying, and certainly not for anyone with any sense of propriety, decency or taste. For the sake of The ChildrenTM and people surfing from work, I'm putting this atrocity in the extended entry.
Finally, my sincerest apologies to Jim Henson, Frank Oz, and the Children's Television Workshop.
I will burn in hell for this.
more...
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LOL You may burn in hell, but so will those of us who la la la laughed!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 25, 2004 12:34 AM (n0Faa)
Posted by: Susie at August 25, 2004 01:35 AM (mua5j)
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hehe... loads on your face...
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 25, 2004 06:36 AM (f4tF1)
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Dammit, I hate when I laugh so hard I snort.
La, la, la, la, lap dance (snicker)
You may end up burning in hell for it, but everyone else will be laughing.
Posted by: contagion at August 25, 2004 07:17 AM (Q5WxB)
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You are such a bad, bad, bad person, Harvey. Really and truly.
You are an inspiration to us all.
Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2004 07:36 AM (IOwam)
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LOL! I TRIPLE dare Bou to "Harvey" the letter "C" now.
Posted by: Sally at August 25, 2004 08:14 AM (a1D32)
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Crap. Now I have to go and get creative. You forget, I inherited NONE of those damn creative genes from my blogfathers. Something must've happened during the whole 2 Blogdaddy's produce Boudicca thing...
I'm thinking. I 'm thinking!
Posted by: Boudicca at August 25, 2004 11:01 AM (ejhl7)
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Bou - you might need to pick something besides "C". That song only has one freakin' word in it, repeated ad nauseum.
Then again...
"C is for C-cup, that's good enough for me!"
Posted by: Harvey at August 25, 2004 03:24 PM (tJfh1)
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I noticed that... other than you are allowed to name 2 or 3 things that are round, if bitten turn into a C. I gotta think of 3 round things that start with 'c' within this new genre? Ain't happenin'.
I'm still thinking.
Posted by: Boudicca at August 25, 2004 04:06 PM (ejhl7)
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"C" is for crappy blogging... same as "H" is for Herbey
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 25, 2004 05:13 PM (f4tF1)
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MEDIA EXCUSES
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A PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT)
Now that word about John Kerry's misadventures in Viet Nam have started leaking - ever so slowly - into the mainstream press, eventually they'll have to explain why they gave Kerry a two-week pass instead of gnawing his legs off in a hyena-like frenzy as the do with every tiny faux pas of W's.
Here are my predictions on what they might pull out for ass-coverage:
They were distracted by the important-lookingness of Kerry's hair.
All the office computers were running Windows so some data loss was inevitable.
They had to wait for Chris Matthews to steal Michelle Malkin's copy of "Unfit For Command" before they could read it.
Their shipment of journalistic integrity got lost in the mail.
Which is understandable, since it's hard to keep track of thimble-sized packages.
They didn't run the story because they get their marching orders from Karl Marx, not Karl Rove.
All the office computers were tied up with burning DVD's of "Fahrenheit 9/11".
Which took forever, since Windows kept crashing.
They weren't IGNORING the story, they just wanted to be "fashionably late".
They were busy dodging bullets in Cambodia.
Or maybe NEAR Cambodia
They couldn't write the story unless they were wearing their lucky CIA hats, which were apparently stolen out of their briefcases by the Bush administration.
Who killed innocent Iraqis with them.
While lying about it.
Hey, remember Abu Ghraib?
AbuGhraibAbuGhraibAbuGhraibBushLiedYearrrrgggh! *froth*
They were busy staring at the asses of the Brazilian Women's Olympic Volleyball Team.
They were stuck on level 7 of Doom 3
Everyone was at the "Unbiased, Objective Journalists Without An Agenda For Kerry" fundraiser.
There was an entire sentence in the last paragraph on page 28 of the New York Times. What the hell ELSE do you want?
Just as the story was going to press, they ran out of soy-based ink, so they had to hold off.
The check from the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy just now cleared the bank.
And if you think THAT was some doubletalking backpedalling, wait till you see the spin on Kerry's Winter Soldier testimony.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
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Mmmm... Beach Volleyball....
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 25, 2004 06:37 AM (f4tF1)
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i was all set to read yet another funny assignment by you...but then you had to distract me with the picture of the brazil beach vball team's asses. I think we need to hang this up in media offices everywhere so theyll get distracted themselves and let Kerry get overrun by the swifties
Posted by: Earl at August 25, 2004 03:25 PM (PcgQk)
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Even as a woman, I will say "wow! that is a very nice ass."
*makes a memo to hit the gym more often*
Posted by: Pink Kitty at August 27, 2004 11:52 PM (iu+4o)
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Hey, i heard this today ;-)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Introduction)
How blessed I am that I can walk beside you, lean upon you, and live within the warmth of your love.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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... 'cuz if I didn't have you to sponge off of, I'd be living in a cardboard box.
Posted by: Harvey at August 24, 2004 06:33 PM (ubhj8)
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How else could I make it home, pennyless, from the bar, totally smashed and then get to say I kept a beautiful woman like you up all night long?
Posted by: TBFlowers at August 24, 2004 09:38 PM (+fe5w)
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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Shortly after Matty O'Blackfive was hired by the Treasury to print the serial numbers on $1 bills, the Bureau of Engraving and Printing instituted a "no Irish need apply" hiring policy.
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NOW WITH EASIER-TO-FIND FIRST CHAPTER
Blogson-in-law Alex of Alex in Wonderland has
chapter 3, part 1 of "The Witch Hunter" up.
I've never been sucked in so hard by something outside of a Bangkok whorehouse.
And for your in-sucking convenience, Alex has posted Chapter 1 in a single post. If you've been putting this off, then take the 10 minute challenge. Read the first chapter. If you find that you don't care what happens to the characters, please tell me I'm a weenie in the comments.
And after you get hooked, follow this link to chapter 2, and after that, you can navigate off the calendar, starting with August 21st.
If the white-on-blue type hurts your eyes, just copy & paste into your favorite text editor & read it from there.
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You're a fucking weinie....
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 24, 2004 07:11 PM (f4tF1)
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Up yours, fuckstick.
And I'm surprised you're just now figuring this out. Damn, boy, you're slower than the New York Times picking up a John Kerry Cambodia story.
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August 23, 2004
SOMETHING ORIGINAL
That I wrote specifically for IMAO guest posting purposes.
You won't see it here.
So go there.
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Very funny. I offered you a bribe in IMAO's comments if you'd do one about New York. How does a bottle of banana ketchup sound. Just in time for labor day's cook out. You'll be the talk of the town with that. I don't live far from Little Manila here in Queens, and when I went to buy my fresh tilapia this weekend I saw they had a few bottles in stock.
Let me know if you take my offer. who knows, maybe you'll get better offers and you can combine them all.
Posted by: michele at August 24, 2004 12:24 AM (beN4P)
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You're already at 24 comments and climbing!
Posted by: Boudicca at August 24, 2004 10:39 AM (ejhl7)
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 24, 2004 11:40 AM (f4tF1)
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Michele - just bring the banana catsup to the next comment party (wherever that happens)... I'll be happy :-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 24, 2004 04:14 PM (ubhj8)
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Introduction)
Love is when thoughts of but one woman fill your heart, when she means more than life to you, when you know you would do anything for her and shall die if she is taken from you. Desire is when you ache to see her and touch her, when she causes your body to burn and tremble.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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... on the other hand, it could also mean that you're a sick, obsessive stalker in need of professional help...
Posted by: Harvey at August 23, 2004 10:57 PM (ubhj8)
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Or you could have a feaver of 105 degrees...just a guess!
mac
Posted by: mac at August 24, 2004 07:40 AM (5d+A7)
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Lust is when you will take anything warm, moist and concave. Hence the burning and shaking. And the lighter wallet.
Posted by: tommy at August 24, 2004 08:05 AM (MAoAh)
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She cut your nads off and left with them, eh?
Posted by: TBFlowers at August 24, 2004 09:40 PM (+fe5w)
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WITCH HUNT CONTINUES
Blogson-in-law Alex of Alex in Wonderland has posted sort of
an odd little interlude, and not described with chapter & part number, yet obviously relevant to the story line.
What I'm really enjoying about this series is that every day there's new little hints and shadows of things to come which are woven elegantly into the narrative.
If you haven't started yet, the easiest way is to go here, click on calendar date August 14th and navigate off the calendar page, day by day.
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Thanks for the direction to the story Harv. This story is leading me by the short hairs. I'm a little miffed that I found it now rather than when the story is completely posted. Nothing like the feeling of mom telling you that the bedtime story is over and it's lights out.
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August 22, 2004
L IS FOR...
Blogson-in-law Alex of Alex in Wonderland has a post up wherein he cherishes his darling wife Sally by listing some
other appropriate S words.
Since Beloved Wife's name begins with L, my list would include the following:
Lady, likeable, lickable, luscious, lacivious, lay, lusty, and loving.
And lets not forget landcuffs, lindfolds, and londage.
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Posted by: Susie at August 23, 2004 03:44 AM (mua5j)
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I can't bring up that site. It's really getting irritating!
Posted by: Boudicca at August 23, 2004 06:14 AM (ejhl7)
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La la la ... Linoleum ...
(My favorite Sesame Street song line ever!)
Posted by: Linus at August 23, 2004 10:45 AM (Bf+TD)
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La la la la... lamppost. That's my favorite SS song too. I still sing it to my kids... which helps as I have one learning how to read. I'll skip what could be Harvey's rendition!
Posted by: Boudicca at August 23, 2004 03:04 PM (ejhl7)
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"This show was brought to you by the letter 'S'". We're always saying about Tara, "One of these kids is doin' her own thing..."
Posted by: Sally at August 23, 2004 03:15 PM (a1D32)
Posted by: Harvey at August 23, 2004 03:17 PM (tJfh1)
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Hey! We have that video! C is for Cookie, it's good enough for me, Hay!
Posted by: Boudicca at August 23, 2004 09:28 PM (ejhl7)
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Bou - I double dare you to do a Harvey rendition ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 24, 2004 04:10 PM (ubhj8)
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On the letter C?
Seriously?
Posted by: Boudicca at August 24, 2004 08:43 PM (ejhl7)
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KEYES AND REPARATIONS
I've been hearing now and again about how Alan Keyes
came out in favor of reparations in a recent speech (
name drgwandsp
password calzephyr - courtesy of
BugMeNot):
Keyes proposed that for a generation or two, African-Americans of slave heritage should be exempted from federal taxes-federal because slavery "was an egregious failure on the part of the federal establishment."
Steve of Disaster and Love, Vengeance and Dust has his take on it, but I look at it from a different angle.
I view taxes as a necessary evil - more evil than necessary, for the most part - so whenever someone doesn't have to pay them, I look at it as a GOOD thing. I don't care if it's a sleazy loophole designed to buy votes, I STILL cheer. This country needs MORE and LARGER sleazy loopholes. The more things that are exempt from taxation, the happier I am.
Sure, I'd LIKE to be the guy on the receiving end of the free pass, but at the same time, I'm not petty enough to begrudge someone else their good time.
So I say go ahead and exempt blacks from taxation. Then bring in the browns, yellows & reds. Do the whole freaking rainbow!
Well, not the greens. Hippy bastards.
Anyway, creating exemptions helps establish the point that taxation is a BAD thing that HURTS people. If that idea takes hold, then eventually my snow-colored, melanin-impaired brethren will be have to be exempted, too.
Meanwhile, I don't mind waiting in the back of the bus for my turn.
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Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 22, 2004 05:45 PM (f4tF1)
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What the fuck is THAT? Your license plate?
Posted by: Harvey at August 22, 2004 06:28 PM (ubhj8)
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Well, if they don't have to pay taxes, then they aren't allowed any of the other government benies either. Two way street, all or nothing.
Posted by: Boudicca at August 22, 2004 06:37 PM (ejhl7)
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Let's see Keyes or Obama... Keyes or Obama... UMMM ---- Keyes it is. Obama is a waaaayyyyy liberal Dem. Not to mention the fact that Keyes can talk about reparations all he wants, it'll never pass Congress - not if it involves cutting anyones taxes.
Keyes may be wacked, but he's not as bad as Obama. Man, Illinois is such a mess - I really want to get out of this state!
Posted by: Teresa at August 22, 2004 06:52 PM (nAfYo)
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hey... if I were an Illinoisan, I'd vote for Keyes... but he lost brownie points with this. Usually when you break from party ranks to cater to a side on an issue, you usually take the popular stance... but Keyes... way out of left field with this one... to use that expression. I guess the reason taxes exist is, sure, to pay for a kick-ass military and a government subsidized foreign policy (as the feds should be the sole arbiters thereof)... but I guess another reason they exist is to make tax cuts that much sweeter...
and so what if the rich get more $$$ from a tax cut, we lower-middle class bums get money too... and that makes it that much more gang$ta... because Lord knows we don't qualify for government programs for ANYTHING... but we sure do pay for it...
Posted by: steve at August 22, 2004 09:19 PM (7Fyzi)
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I feel the same as Teresa. I'd rather write Jack Ryan in, but that would be a waste of a vote, and every vote will count in this one. Keyes has to be it, although anyone can tell you that the commie will win. What great choices we have! :/
Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 22, 2004 11:12 PM (Y3e99)
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Well, that's about the only argument I've heard so far that makes Keye's position the least bit palatable.
However, assuming that there is even a moral justification for reparations (and I don't feel the case has been made by a long shot) there are so many faults with any and all ideas for reparations as to make it impossible. For instance, if there was no corresponding cut in spending to the social programs for those blacks no longer paying taxes, the tax burden shifts to the rest of us. And contrary to popular belief, quite a few of us don't have slave-owning ancestors.
I've got no particular interest in the Illinois race, although I am against Keyes running, for the same reasons he and I were both against Hillary Clinton running for NY Senate. Carpetbaggers have no intrinsic connection to their constituency. If the Illinois GOP is that hard-up for viable candidates, maybe they out to suck it up and get rid of their current crop of leaders.
I haven't seen his rationale for changing his mind on this. But then, I haven't been looking and as I said, I've got no particular interest.
So yeah, lets get rid of taxes, but no, let's not give credence to this idea that we are in any way responsible for the sins of our fathers. Frankly, I'd rather continue paying taxes than admit guilt for something I had no part in.
Posted by: krakatoa at August 23, 2004 01:35 AM (GA8JW)
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I think he was suggesting it as a "here, now SHUT UP ABOUT IT" measure.
I know I would be eternally grateful if they devised something that would SHUT UP the gimme gimme you-owe-me crowd once and for all. It's a simple idea: Fine. You want reparations? Here's your reparations. Once it's gone, that's it--- so SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
Posted by: RHJunior at August 23, 2004 02:39 AM (HdthT)
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T1G: I am writing in Jack Ryan, and I don't feel it's a waste of a vote. I feel I'm using my vote to show support for who I felt is the best candidate. Also if enough people write in/vote non-traditional lines maybe it will send a message to these elitist crooks, er politicians that we aren't the sheep they want us to be.
Posted by: Contagion at August 23, 2004 12:13 PM (Q5WxB)
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Harvey, I must admit I like your "spin" on this topic. I almost am persuaded to vote for you.
Too bad you aren't running this year.
Alan is a good man, he just needs to stick to his guns.
I linked to your post on my post about the same topic.
Keep up the great work rabbit..er Harvey
Posted by: Joshua at August 23, 2004 04:02 PM (VwzMz)
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What I like about Keyes throwing this out there is that it forced Obama to oppose reparations.
Mheh.
And it's not exactly clear from the article if this constitutes a flip-flop on Keyes' part. They cite 2 instances of him opposing reparations, the second one opposes attempting to extract reparations from corporations. The first one... it's not clear, but I would assume it's the same thing, since that's what reparations activists usually bring up. With his current proposal, he's saying "you want to blame someone for slavery? Blame the Federal Gov't for letting slavery be legal, not the private companies that profited from a then-legal activity."
For the record, I think reparations are an assinine concept. I'm just giving this a nod because I like tax cuts. Period.
And krakatoa - you're right, the tax burden shifts, so it's only right to spread the tax cuts further and/or curb spending to make things fair again. It's the GOOD kind of slippery slope :-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 23, 2004 06:16 PM (ubhj8)
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I will not now, nor ever, condone any kind of slavery reparations, even if it sticks a thumb in the eye of the IRS. I find the idea that I share some kind of guilt and owe money to black people because people with my color skin did some horrible crap to black people 300 years ago utter bullshit.
Sure, they'd cut taxes for black people, then raise the taxes of everyone else to make up the difference. In essence this is no different from the government telling me to just write a check straight out of my bank account.
Making Obama oppose reparations is pretty damn funny though
Posted by: Graumagus at August 24, 2004 11:32 AM (vB+Te)
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Yeah... what Graumagus said!!!
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HISTORY REPEATS
While perusing the
Showcase, I came across this excellent piece by Varifrank wherein he most brilliantly and thoroughly discusses the parallels between the Manhattan project and the Iraq war WMD issue.
You see, the whole reason America went to all the trouble of building the atomic bomb is that we thought Germany was building one, and we wanted to beat them to the punch.
Turns out we were wrong.
Does that mean WWII was wrong?
Go check Varifranks's take on it.
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Varifrank is great. I really need to add him to my blog roll. Actually it was Triticale and a couple of others over at Vodka Pundit who talked him into starting his own blog. He even got his first Instalanche today! Way to go Varifrank. *grin*
Posted by: Teresa at August 22, 2004 06:54 PM (nAfYo)
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Erm, Germany WAS close to building an atomic bomb - well, 3 years away. That's what the V2 was about - he had plans to atomic bomb New York. Also there were fears in the US government that they had exported this technology to Japan. The Germans had heavy water plants in Norway and there are accounts of British & Norweigan special forces sabotaging them. You also need to look at the secret factories the Germans had where the forced Jewish labour was made to dig out these things.
Posted by: Alex at August 23, 2004 03:29 AM (a1D32)
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Alex - I'll defer to your assessment on this, because I never studied it. But from what I heard, the Germans may have been 3 years away, but they weren't actively pursuing it. I heard that they threw their resources into rocketry instead, and just let their atomic program drift.
However, I'm quite willing to be corrected on this, since I don't recall my source.
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HER BEST POST - PERIOD
Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice has penned some ponderings on a subject near and dear to her heart -
Feminine Hygiene Products.
Actually, it's nearer & dearer to other body parts, but I'm not going there.
Anyway, if you've ever used FHP or been forced to buy FHP for an owner of a near & dear body part, go have a look.
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Oh that's real nice, Harvey! LOL!
Posted by: Boudicca at August 22, 2004 06:36 PM (ejhl7)
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That reminds me of the time my mother used to screach at my step-dad, "Earl, Earl!! If you don't go buy me some tampons I am going to paint the whole house red!!!"
Sick and disturbing, I know. Can I get a purple heart for living in that house?
Posted by: Joshua at August 23, 2004 04:08 PM (VwzMz)
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LOL! Gasp! Yes, take one of John Kerry's. I think you deserve all three of them more than he does!
Posted by: Boudicca at August 23, 2004 09:30 PM (ejhl7)
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Josh - ROTFL!
Bou - Be nice. That third one where he wound up with a bunch of commie rice stuck in his ass... he EARNED that one :-D
Posted by: Harvey at August 24, 2004 04:11 PM (ubhj8)
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TODAY'S 1000 WORDS
This picture from the Truth Laid Bear illustrating
the relative influence of 527's on both the Republicans & Democrats.
To be fair, there may be larger Republican 527's not shown on the chart, but it's still interesting.
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STUPID CUSTOMERS
Blogson Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist has a couple excellent pieces on working in retail and dealing with pissy cusomers.
From the first one:
As I came in from the greenhouse patio, I stopped at the register's to inform the cashier's that I was taking my break. As I turned away from them, I noticed a little woman (whom I hadn't even noticed was standing there) standing about eight feet away from the register "Island". As soon as she saw me register her existence, she blurted out the phrase (and rather "pissilly" too) "aren't you supposed to be helping me?". My response was, (Just as pissilly) "No. I'm supposed to be on break!...But...How can I help you?".
From the second one:
As I was talking about this subject with my roommate, he reminded me of the concept of firing customers. Mr. Brodsky really does a good job of saying what I wanted to drive home. There are times when your customer actually hurts your business, and you've got to do something about them.
If you work retail, I highly recommend these.
If you're a pissy customer, then go away. I'm on break :-P
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You're stupid and _Jon is stupid.
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 22, 2004 05:46 PM (f4tF1)
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[kicks pissy customer out of comments]
Posted by: Harvey at August 22, 2004 06:29 PM (ubhj8)
Posted by: _Jon at August 22, 2004 07:04 PM (RZ4Hy)
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Oh yeah! Well you're ugly and your mamma dresses you funny! Of course I already have the ultimate comeback to this insult. (Insert worst redneck voice you can think of) Uhuh, my momma don't dress me. :^)
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at August 22, 2004 09:21 PM (Nl2WO)
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THOSE STORIES ABOUT MY ARREST HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
Don't believe a damn word you read about me in those disreputable
British tabloids.
There were several thousand pornographic magazines.
Nothing but LIES, I say!
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There's something about Harvey that makes me want to trot out old - world aristocratic phrases that I wouldn't dream of using in real life. "Harvey's such a good SORT being one."
Posted by: Sally at August 22, 2004 02:47 PM (a1D32)
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Ooops! Forgot to close the speech marks after "sort". Whatever. Harvey's a jolly good sport. Tally Ho old bean!
Posted by: Sally at August 22, 2004 02:53 PM (a1D32)
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YAY! Britishisms!
Heh. I was thinking "Harvey's such a good sot", myself :-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 22, 2004 06:25 PM (ubhj8)
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Bugger off, you bleedin idiot!
Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 23, 2004 07:19 AM (f4tF1)
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First one of you to do a Cockney style Dick Van Dyke accent gets Rumsfeld set on them!
Posted by: Alex at August 23, 2004 01:37 PM (a1D32)
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Chim-chiminey, Chim-chiminey, chim-chim...
OW GOD! DONALD RUMSFELD IS BITING MY LEG!
OW! GEEZ! GET HIM OFF ME!
Posted by: Harvey at August 24, 2004 04:07 PM (ubhj8)
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TO KEEP THE KIDS QUIET
... I'm going to mention that I did a
couple throw-away
posts at IMAO.
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