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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Sun-Yi."

No, wait... yes I did.

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As Hurricane Charley washes ashore in Florida, a pelican watches with dismay as his Orlando nest is scattered into its component twigs.

In an unrelated story, residents of Mexico city report the discovery of the world's largest bird dropping.

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[Be kind to yourself]

To get around public school prohibitions against teaching "self-love" as an alternative to abstinence, AIDS activisits started advocating the teaching of "self-kindness".

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[Eat Shit]

...from the list of "Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch Fahrenheit 9/11".

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[High on life! Spam me and I'll be forever yours! by: razorhot15@aol.com]

After a repulsed and nauseated world finally got a look up her skirt [NC17], the only job Britney could get was cyberwhoring for spam.

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[Seth]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Things That Are Both Green And Talented Dollars". Coming soon: "Kermit the Frog", and "Orion Slave Girls".

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[Stan the Man]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury introduced the first in the new series of "Rhyming Nickname Dollars". Coming soon: Mitch the Bitch, and Frank the Skank.

NOT coming soon: George.

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[I LOVE FRANCISCO ESCOBAR 5-25-01]

I need penicillin 5-26-01

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[Happy Birthday How long have you been working here? Ha Ha :-)]

While serving her prison sentence, Martha Stewart did NOT appreciate her cellmate's sense of humor, and retaliated by sticking a lace-covered, lavender-scented shiv in her kidney.

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[Christian]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury issued the first in it's new series of "Things That Aren't Particularly Threatening Dollars". Coming soon: "Buddhist", "French Army", and "Dead Terrorist".

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[{too much crap to list individually}]

The graffiti currency equivalent of a comment party.

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