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"What is six times eight?"

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[(REALLY beat-up $10 bill)]

Ugly, shabby, full of holes - think of it as the currency equivalent of the claim, "I'm against the war, but I support the troops".

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Attempting to thow a bone to the liberals, President Bush appointed Michael Moore as Secretary of the Treasury. The results were predictable.

What was less predictable was that Moore agreed to resign his post after the complete production run of the new bill was shoved up his ass by Donald Rumsfeld.

(Hat tip to the delightful SondraK of Knowledge Is Power for the pic)

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As always, when looking between the amount you're paid and the amount you've actually earned, you'll find someone from the government with an arrogant little smirk on his face.

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[(beard, moustache, eyebrows & hair drawn on Washington)]

As a follow-up to the popular State Quarters Program, the Treasury released the first in the series of "Alcoholic Beverage Mascot Dollars", featuring Captain Morgan. Coming soon: The Budweiser Frogs and Spuds McKenzie.

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[Thanks again I'm a millionaire]

Technically a true statement if you use "Enron accounting".

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[Hello! Hi? How R U? {heart}]

Yet another closing time approaches at Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon, as desperate women begin to vie for the Bartender's attention via his tipjar.

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[(missing 7th digit in serial number)]

Treasury printer operator famous last words:
"Well, I got MOST of the serial number on there, that's good enough. What're they gonna do about it? Fire me? HA! I'm union!"

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[Revolt for the legalization of marijuana you alcohol guzzling, tobacco smoking hypocrites who do more harm over stupid jock ball in one day than pot can in a hundred years!! Freedom of choice? Where?]

But as usual, before the revolution got underway, the conspirators were randomly distracted by a Pink Floyd CD and a bag of Oreo cookies.

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Something a little different today.

Some people think that, just because I frequently post pictures of dollar bills with writing on them, I must have some sort of weird, sick, compulsive currency obsession.

Possibly.

But at least I don't hand draw entire dollar bills like Jacob Warner.

Now THAT'S a freak.

Albeit a fairly talented one.

[Hat tip to Brian of Musings from Brian J. Noggle for finding me this site]

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