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Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

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Karmic theory states that one is rewarded for the good that one does. I don't specifically recall saving the planet of a doomed race, but I don't know how else I could have earned the reward of your love.

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[Graduation 1998]

Thomas Jefferson refused to let a little thing like being dead keep him from going back to school and getting his diploma. After all, it never kept him from voting in Chicago.

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
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In my mind, the sweet kindnesses you do for me are faithfully chronicled. That which displeases me is erased in the span of a heartbeat. Selective memory is not a bad thing when used correctly.

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[Bert L]

In a moment of drunken muppet honesty, Bert very nearly confessed his forbidden love for Ernie.

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
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Blogless Brother Roy sent me a postcard from Florida:

So... how DOES one go about disowning a relative?

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1 MY part of Florida is in the 20s tonight...so I'll help you disown that brother of yours.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at February 16, 2007 07:31 PM (9FXen)

2 To quote Gomer Pyle: What a mean thing. What a mean thing to do! I'd disown him too.

Posted by: Jerry at February 16, 2007 10:57 PM (z/kve)

3 What a prick.

Posted by: Wes at February 17, 2007 12:33 AM (jsV0Y)

4 That's mean? Nah, it's all a matter of perspective. To me he's suffering in the heat and mosquito laden lands to the south while we get to have fun in this winter wonderland getting all close and intimate with the person we love on these cooler nights. I'd take a the cold over the heat any day. You should thank your lucky stars that you aren't down there sweating your buns off and trying not to catch a tropical disease.

Posted by: Contagion at February 17, 2007 07:48 AM (yhdtQ)

5 During my college years I would get a 6 week winter break from school. I'd leave for Florida the day after christmas and not return till January 30th. I was lucky enough to have friends in South Miami that I stayed with as long as I wanted, in exchange I babysat for her adorable kids. Whenever I saw there were winter storms in the northeast, I'd call on all the people I didn't like, pretended I was concerned over their well being and then proceeded to tell them I was basking in the sunshine poolside in the high 70's. When I'd return to school looking all tan & cute they wouldn't talk to me. Heh, heh,heh! Yes, I was pretty mean back then, but karmic forces have evened the score. Is it any wonder why I'm now dealing with skin cancer. So, the moral of the story, he'll get his comeuppance in due time and you won't have to lift a finger! It does make for great blog fodder though.

Posted by: michele at February 17, 2007 09:29 AM (Po6a+)

6 Actually, living in Florida right now IS his payback. He had a rough Navy career & 3 equally rough marriages. Now he's relaxing on his Navy retirement pay (and he's only 50) and he's found a nice, sane woman to fall in love with. Plus he DID spend the first 18 years of his life in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Harvey at February 17, 2007 10:02 AM (L7a63)

7 Well, if he's living down there and not just on vacay... then you have the fun of saying NYA! NYA! during the hurricane season. No matter where you live, it's always something. *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at February 17, 2007 11:04 AM (gsbs5)

8 Yeah, Teresa beat me to it. The next hurricane send him a pic of "You" with roofs flying off and shit, and "Me" with a nice sunny day.

Posted by: Graumagus at February 17, 2007 11:26 AM (S1gMo)

9 I have whole levels of vindictiveness you can access - what would you like to do?

Posted by: Richmond at February 17, 2007 01:21 PM (e8QFP)

10 Must be a Democrat. Only they can be that mean spirited. Also another good reason to disown the guy.

Posted by: Skul at February 17, 2007 02:23 PM (3/Pql)

11 My FIL is snowbirding in FL and calls (like clockwork) every Sunday and immediately asks how the weather is up here and then proceeds to tell me how warm it is and they had to have the AC on, blah blah blah. And he wonders why I am not so enthusiastic to talk to him.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at February 19, 2007 08:02 AM (BksWB)

12 I think you're just being an over-reactive prick. For cryin' out loud, all the guy did is show that he's stuck in hell.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at February 19, 2007 06:15 PM (fqP6X)

13 We went from single digits at night, and barely 30 in the day time to almost 70 degree's......in like...a day Missouri weather. If you don't like it...give it a day

Posted by: BloodSpite at February 20, 2007 07:42 AM (ZTGJT)

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Foul-mouthed, hate-filled, lefty blogger Amanda Marcotte of Pandagon has officially resigned from her post as the Edwards '08 campaign's official screech-owl.

I wonder how the Breck Girl will replace Amanda's priceless ability to mire his campaign in controversy...

* 100 monkeys at 100 typewriters that only have 4 keys each - K, U, C, and F.

* Hire David Duke as his campaign adviser.

* Make every Wednesday at campaign HQ "cigars and interns night".

* Hire Ted Kennedy to drive the interns home Thursday morning.

* Talk up his new charity, "Centrifuges for Iran".

* Start taking hair styling tips from Zach Braff.

* Eat Snickers bars in the garage with John Kerry.

* Puppy blending! - it's not just for bloggers anymore!

* Take the Dixie Chicks with him on his next fact-finding tour to Iraq.

* Admit to being the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn.

* Accept an invitation to the Duke LaCrosse team's next kegger.

* Tear down a homeless shelter to make room for his new 280,000 square foot house.

* Refuse to hire black campaign staffers unless they're sufficiently clean and articulate.

Any other suggestions?

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In your presence, I am starstruck.

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[To who ever sees this may God bless you 6/1/01]

One the many thousands of dollar bills left in male stripper g-strings before Rev. Ted Haggard became "completely heterosexual".

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
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Every scintillating thought of you ripples my skin with shivers of delight.

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[(rubber stamp: SHOP TILL YOU DROP)]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Female Cliché Dollars". Coming soon: "Not tonight, I've got a headache", and "Do these pants make me look fat?"

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
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Lynn of A Sweet, Familiar Dissonance is doing a little game where you list 10 of your favorite things, beginning with a letter chosen by the person at whose blog you first saw the post.

I'm taking X

Xerography - where would we be without copying technology?

xylem - it keeps trees alive and I like trees

Xenomorphs - "Aliens" is one of my "I can always watch it" movies.

xanthan gum - makes your food creamy

x-axis - I liked geometry. Y- & z- are ok, I guess.

Xanadu - by Rush, not Olivia Newton John

Xander - one of my favorite characters on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series.

XXXI - My favorite Superbowl.

xylocaine - things that kill pain are ALWAYS good.

xylography - MC Escher did a lot of woodcuts.

For the record, I hate xylophone music.

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For men.

For women.

Thank me later.

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Let's play "screen test". Lights. Camera. Kiss me.

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[New bill - not previously posted]

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[Women say no to war, Don't serve in Iraq (in a peace symbol), AWOL]

Although popular among Democrats, Cynthia McKinney's proposed currency re-design was eventually rejected by the Treasury Department

[Hat tip to Radar Rider of Flying Above the Radar and RadarRider's Journal for sending me the pic]

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(Introduction)

Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
more...

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