August 31, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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There is nothing that means more to me than the joys of life you've helped me see. With your openness and honesty... YOU will always have me and my love.
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...as long as you keep putting out, that is...
Posted by: Harvey at August 31, 2005 06:55 AM (ubhj8)
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Your blog is full of fun posts. I like the love notes!
Posted by: Jessica at August 31, 2005 09:40 AM (npMxe)
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Jessica - You're making me blush :-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 31, 2005 09:45 AM (ubhj8)
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You're making me puke....
Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 31, 2005 05:13 PM (0LuE9)
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that said...
Now can I have the remote...?
Posted by: virtue at August 31, 2005 08:43 PM (7rxW8)
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August 30, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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The reason God put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.
[Hat tip to bloggranddaughter Sissy of And What Next...]
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August 29, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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You would think after three years together I wouldn't be waiting for the phone like some luvstruck pre-teen. But alas, I do.
[from this post by bloggranddaughter Virtue of Rantings of an Indentured Servant]
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August 28, 2005
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Thoughts of you warm my heart like a moon lit summer night.
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August 27, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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A kiss is a lovely thing designed by God for when words become unnecessary.
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August 26, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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A kiss is just another reminder that two heads are better than one.
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...and an orgy is just another reminder that twenty writhing, naked bodies are better than two...
Posted by: Harvey at August 26, 2005 10:36 AM (ubhj8)
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... or at least that's what one would assume, until one makes a close inspection of the male ego, where having two heads is a handicap...
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August 25, 2005
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How blessed I am that I can walk beside you, lean upon you, and live within the warmth of your love.
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...and that your daddy's loaded...
Posted by: Harvey at August 25, 2005 09:25 AM (ubhj8)
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. . . and rest between your . . .
Posted by: Oddybobo at August 25, 2005 09:31 AM (6Gm0j)
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How horrified am I that I have to walk behind you, sometimes touch you, and live within the stench of your ass.
Custom modified for my precious husband who took the phone cord off the computer when he left for work. Forcing me to go to the hardware store and buy a new one in order to post this comment. I will be anxiously waiting for him to return home. So I can shower him with 'love and joy' aka yelling and screaming.
Posted by: Blogless niece Sarah at August 25, 2005 11:44 AM (O5CYu)
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How I wish that I could walk beside you, lean upon you, or live within the warmth of your love. But I can't beacuse there is so much shit strewn about the house that I can't walk through it or find a spot to stand next to you, and your 'love' involves lots of yelling and screaming.
Custom modified for my precious wife who spends so much time in front of the computer that she does not seem to have enough time to pick anything up, even though she does not have a job.
Posted by: Blogless Nephew Mike at August 25, 2005 10:41 PM (PmI/i)
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Ok, blog ettiquette tip #1 - marital disputes make bad blog fodder. Solve it by talking, then blog about it after the crisis is resolved.
Posting hard feelings just makes things worse.
If you're going to blog mean, blog about terrorists or Hollywood asshats.
Posted by: Harvey at August 25, 2005 11:43 PM (ubhj8)
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I apologize If I stepped out of line with my post.
The matter was resolved, and there are no hard feelings. Sarah was laughing at me and taunting me the whole time I was writing the post.
I was attempting to 'get even' but not in a mean way, more of a funny way. Unfortunatley I am not nearly as funny as my wife.
Posted by: Blogless Nephew Mike at August 25, 2005 11:55 PM (PmI/i)
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Ok, that's all right then. Nevermind.
Helpful tip: if it's just teasing, it's good to put a :-) or :-D or :-P after the statement to let people know.
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August 23, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Love is when thoughts of but one woman fill your heart, when she means more than life to you, when you know you would do anything for her and shall die if she is taken from you. Desire is when you ache to see her and touch her, when she causes your body to burn and tremble.
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...for more information, visit www.brandingironfun.com...
Posted by: Harvey at August 23, 2005 09:37 AM (ubhj8)
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Yep, I died.
Right now I'm just a walking corpse. A zombie, if you will.
Someday I hope to be a Phoenix. Perhaps someday I can be as that mythical bird, rising from the ashes to soar up to new heights.
But I still have moments every few days where all cognitive processing ceases due to a sight, sound, smell or thought.
Focusing on the future is all well, necessary, and good. But it doesn't _actually_ make the present any easier.
The present still fucking blows.
I'm not bitter - I'm grieving.
Posted by: _Jon at August 24, 2005 01:46 PM (uHRYR)
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and then after you've kissed passionately a few times, she tell's you that she's dating someone else . . .
Posted by: Aris Ravencroft at August 25, 2005 12:39 AM (mtIIe)
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August 22, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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With each glance into your beautiful eyes, I fall in love over and over again.
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August 18, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Love is sweet.
Love is true.
Love is what I share with you.
It's not a place that we fall.
It is only what we do.
Love is what I live to do.
I live only to love you.
Love is what I give to you.
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...I just wish more words rhymed with "do"...
Posted by: Harvey at August 18, 2005 10:11 AM (ubhj8)
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...On your knees. I want to screw...
...Sex, I give your sister too...
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August 17, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Many are the stars I see.
Yet in my eye, no star like thee.
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...except that hot your sister be...
Posted by: Harvey at August 17, 2005 08:45 AM (ubhj8)
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Talk back to me one more time,
and stars you will see too.
Posted by: _Jon at August 17, 2005 08:49 AM (R6yie)
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Take out thy wallet and buy stuff for me...
Posted by: Uber at August 17, 2005 11:56 AM (oXbKj)
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August 16, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Reading the words of love - that you write to me -
puts a smile not just upon my lips, which yern to kiss you sweetly,
nor, just upon my heart, which loves you truly,
but they light upon my very soul - glowing, like I've never known before.
[Hat tip Dorko Licious of Cheerios & Heavy Cream]
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August 15, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Love is finding that "single most important person ever to grace my existence".
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August 14, 2005
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You're two inches from me, but it's still too far away.
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...curse my 1 3/4 inch tongue!...
Posted by: Harvey at August 14, 2005 10:34 AM (ubhj8)
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I am sorry you do not have a girlfriend like I do, for anything including lesbianism is an improvement over 69ing FrnakJ. Women are fine, fair creatures, indeed the most worthwhile companions in life. It's a shame you're not a credit to your sex, and I imagine your girlfriend would be willing to pay big bucks to get you to join the other team. As you are it is like masturbating with a cheese grater watching you post: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 14, 2005 10:46 AM (jmoH9)
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I'm sorry...
I apologize for having not been more blunt in my previous comments, and I retract nothing. It was intended as a personal insult, and should be taken as such. I certainly did not intend any undue stress from them; I only seek to cause stress which is, indeed, due to you. I have indeed been negligent in not causing you enough due stress, especially since you really ARE very confusable for a Frnak sockpuppet. As it is you have jumped on his favor to become his cockpuppet looking for
new ways of Losing.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 14, 2005 10:51 AM (jmoH9)
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"You're two inches away from me... Quick! Think of Hillary Clinton before I disgrace myself completely!"
Posted by: Sally at August 14, 2005 01:32 PM (Ah7G0)
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When that little blue pill takes effect, all will be well.
Posted by: Peter at August 14, 2005 08:54 PM (nK195)
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August 13, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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My soul cries for you every second that I live, and my heart reaches out for you every second that I love.
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And my loins ache for you every second.
But dammit, I forgot the "glove"...
Posted by: dustbunny101 at August 13, 2005 09:00 PM (55tPb)
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...pulling my hard cock out of your tight ass and watching the mixed cum and shit bubble out when you farted out the built-up colon air this morning made my day, bitch.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 13, 2005 11:03 PM (jmoH9)
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...sorry, that was TOTALLY uncalled for!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 14, 2005 09:09 AM (jmoH9)
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And, thusly and rightly so, I have again, with neither room for disagreement nor protestation, enmeshed you in an intricately interlaced observation of undisputable panache, ending your erroneous elucidations and irrelevant exhortations. So shut yer fucking piehole.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 14, 2005 09:42 AM (jmoH9)
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Heh. Madfish is arguing with himself :-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 14, 2005 01:16 PM (ubhj8)
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August 12, 2005
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Were I given the chance of kissing you forever and never speaking again, these would be my last words.
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...unless kissing you precluded
other activities, in which case I'd just keep babbling...
Posted by: Harvey at August 12, 2005 10:39 AM (ubhj8)
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Although, if I couldn't speak again, it might be 'cause I have no tongue - and who would want that? It's much too talented of a muscle for us to go without....
Posted by: _Jon at August 12, 2005 12:24 PM (ewFgD)
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August 11, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Mine ear is much enamoured to thy note; So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape, And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me on the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.
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...NOW wilst thou put out?...
Posted by: Harvey at August 11, 2005 08:34 AM (ubhj8)
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Thine auto is fine, thine home is huge, thine bank account enormouse - of course I love thee.
Posted by: _Jon at August 11, 2005 08:35 AM (ZM3Qb)
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August 10, 2005
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You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand.
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It goes something like " . . . meet me between the sheets . . ."
Posted by: oddybobo at August 10, 2005 08:31 AM (6Gm0j)
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She sings in a voice that sounds like angels wispering.
Her words carry you through the day as if the Hand of God were carrying you.
She sings with an energy that feeds your very soul.
Her words provide you with the will to carry-on.
She sings with a love that makes all else irrelevent.
Her words shield you from all harm.
She sings as if she knows you need her encouragement.
Her words remove every obstacle you encounter.
(yes, I took my medication today)
Posted by: _Jon at August 10, 2005 08:39 AM (g9Y9+)
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...please don't sing with your mouth full...
_Jon - so you'll be blogging soon?
Posted by: Harvey at August 10, 2005 09:33 AM (ubhj8)
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I have one house to finish, two houses to sell, three houses to empty out, one house to buy, one car to get running and store, plus a bunch of stuff to move a time or two.
I'm so frickin' busy I'm considering buying Depends.
But I do plan to return to blogging someday.
Just not today. Hopefully before the end of the year, realistically.
Posted by: _Jon at August 10, 2005 01:53 PM (g9Y9+)
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Ya know, you could've posted that at YOUR place as your "return to blogging" :-P
Posted by: Harvey at August 10, 2005 04:06 PM (ubhj8)
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Fuck dat - too much work.
What I have is good for now.
Well, maybe I'll copy & paste....
Posted by: _Jon at August 10, 2005 04:20 PM (sSrI9)
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are you "talking" about not so pretty girls here?
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at August 10, 2005 11:09 PM (Vahv9)
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August 09, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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My heart still skips a beat when you say your three words, giving me a rush that lasts for days and strengthens my character.
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... those three words being "let's get naked"...
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Please don't stop.
It's so KINKY.
That's so great.
Where's the beef?
Okay, not that.
Posted by: The Babaganoosh at August 09, 2005 04:32 PM (NV+B6)
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August 08, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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If your name were a prayer, I'd be in heaven right now.
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...by the way, what IS your name?...
Posted by: Harvey at August 08, 2005 08:29 AM (ubhj8)
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or maybe in pain???
Did I just break something?
Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 08, 2005 10:01 PM (VnB8q)
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